JRE #870 – Bert Kreischer

This podcast features a dynamic conversation between Joe Rogan and Bert Kreischer, touching upon various topics that span from personal anecdotes to social commentary. Kreischer’s signature blend of humor and self-deprecating stories takes center stage, while Rogan’s inquisitive nature prompts discussions on diverse themes. Provocative, controversial, and viral subjects are explored throughout, revealing deep underlying themes about life, comedy, and societal dynamics.

1. The Legalization of Marijuana in California:

The podcast kicks off with an engaging discussion about the recent legalization of recreational marijuana in California. Joe and Bert speculate about the potential impact on dispensaries and the potential for increased marijuana use. They also share their perspectives on the societal implications of legalization, highlighting the economic benefits and the shift in public perception.

• Bert’s wife, who doesn’t smoke weed, voted yes for Prop 64. This highlights the evolving attitudes towards marijuana use.
• The comparison to Colorado’s experience is made, suggesting the possibility of increased accessibility and chaos in California.
• Bert’s personal experience with marijuana and his wife’s perspective provide an intimate look at individual choices and societal changes.
• The podcast underscores the positive economic and social impacts that legalization might bring.

2. The 2016 Presidential Election and Social Commentary:

The conversation takes a turn towards the recent US presidential election, exploring the complexities of the political landscape and the reactions to Donald Trump’s victory. Joe and Bert analyze the public’s division and the rise of political correctness, discussing the use of sweeping generalizations and the impact on individual freedoms. Underlying themes revolve around the search for understanding amidst societal shifts, the power of public discourse, and the need for open dialogue.

• Bert’s perspective on the disenfranchised portion of America is met with criticism from Sarah Silverman, showcasing the different viewpoints on political representation.
• The debate about Hillary Clinton’s flaws and the perceived corruption within the political system underscores the public’s distrust of established institutions.
• The impact of the election on social media and the “moving to Canada” phenomenon highlights the public’s response to political uncertainty.
• The discussion emphasizes the importance of respectful dialogue despite opposing political stances.

3. The Art of Stand-up Comedy and Finding Your Voice:

As stand-up comedians, Joe and Bert delve into the challenges and joys of their craft. They explore the importance of developing a unique comedic voice, the role of experimentation, and the need for constant evolution. The conversation delves into the nuances of finding inspiration, crafting material, and performing in front of live audiences. Underlying themes include the pursuit of artistic expression, the importance of self-discovery, and the constant strive for improvement in the face of competition.

• Bert’s experience performing shirtless showcases his unique approach to stand-up and the importance of breaking away from conventional norms.
• The significance of “The Laugh Factory” and “The Comedy Store” as training grounds for stand-up comedians underlines the importance of specific venues in honing craft.
• The discussion about “new material nights” and stand-up on the spot shows highlights the different approaches to developing comedic material.
• The conversation about telling “The Machine” story underscores the challenges of balancing signature material with fresh content.

4. The Wild and Wacky World of Bert Kreischer:

Bert’s comedic storytelling takes center stage as he recounts a plethora of outrageous and unbelievable experiences from his past. These tales span from his time as a party animal to his adventures in exotic locations, showcasing his unique personality and wild side. Underlying themes explore the power of personal narratives, the importance of embracing life’s absurdity, and the value of turning even the most unconventional experiences into comedic gold.

• The “Bert the Conqueror” experience and the need for a break after its conclusion reveals the toll that extreme activities can take on one’s well-being.
• Bert’s stories about being robbed by a heroin addict and encountering homeless people breaking into his house illustrate the unexpected challenges he faces.
• His recount of his encounter with Marilyn Manson and his reaction to Manson’s video about cutting off Donald Trump’s head highlights his playful and unconventional approach to humor.
• The podcast sheds light on Bert’s ability to find humor in the most unexpected places, highlighting his resilience and adaptability.

5. The Importance of Friendships and Camaraderie in Comedy:

The podcast celebrates the power of camaraderie within the comedy community. Joe and Bert discuss the role of friendships in supporting each other’s careers and personal lives. The conversation touches upon the importance of sharing experiences, offering constructive criticism, and celebrating each other’s successes. Underlying themes explore the value of genuine connections, the importance of mutual respect, and the lasting impact of shared experiences.

• Bert’s experiences with his comedy friends, like Ari Shaffir, Joey Diaz, and Doug Stanhope, showcase the importance of shared experiences and collaborative efforts in comedy.
• The discussion about “The End of the World” podcast and the desire to do more live shows emphasizes the camaraderie and fun that comes from bringing together a group of comedians.
• The podcast highlights the value of shared stories and the impact of shared memories within the comedy community.
• The conversation reveals the strength and support that comes from having genuine friendships in the sometimes challenging world of comedy.

6. The Power of Storytelling in Stand-up Comedy:

Joe and Bert discuss the importance of storytelling as a crucial aspect of stand-up comedy. They explore the art of crafting a compelling narrative, finding the right pacing, and connecting with the audience on a personal level. The conversation dives into the complexities of conveying emotions and experiences through humor, highlighting the different approaches to storytelling that resonate with diverse audiences.

• Bert’s emphasis on the importance of repetition and refining stories underscores the work required to master storytelling in stand-up.
• The discussion about Joey Diaz’s unique storytelling style and his ability to find humor in everyday life highlights the impact of personal experiences.
• The conversation reveals the importance of knowing when to slow down and build suspense, showcasing the art of crafting a compelling narrative.
• The podcast provides insights into the transformative power of storytelling, emphasizing the ability to connect with audiences through shared experiences and emotions.

7. The Nuances of Race, Culture, and Social Norms:

Joe and Bert tackle sensitive topics surrounding race, culture, and social norms, prompting discussions about societal biases and the complexities of cultural appropriation. They analyze the impact of Donald Trump’s presidency on social dynamics, examining the evolving attitudes towards racial sensitivity and the challenges of navigating a multicultural world.

• The discussion about the “N-word” and the use of derogatory terms highlights the need for awareness and sensitivity in a multicultural society.
• The conversation about the cultural appropriation of language and clothing styles sheds light on the changing perspectives and debates surrounding cultural identity.
• Bert’s experiences with cultural differences in various countries and his encounters with xenophobia offer a personal perspective on navigating a diverse world.
• The podcast underscores the importance of recognizing and addressing societal biases and the need for respectful dialogue across cultural boundaries.

8. The Importance of Physical Fitness and Martial Arts:

As fitness enthusiasts and martial arts practitioners, Joe and Bert dive into the world of physical fitness and self-defense. They discuss the benefits of martial arts training, the importance of physical strength, and the need for self-awareness. The conversation delves into the psychology of combat, the different styles of martial arts, and the importance of mastering techniques.

• Bert’s experience with Jiu-Jitsu and his encounters with the Gracie family highlight the importance of learning effective self-defense techniques.
• The discussion about the physical strength required for different martial arts styles and the role of leg strength in Jiu-Jitsu underscores the importance of specific training regimens.
• The conversation about the “street fight only” phenomenon and the dangers of engaging in physical altercations highlights the need for self-awareness and conflict avoidance.
• The podcast encourages viewers to explore the world of martial arts, emphasizing the benefits of both physical and mental discipline.

9. The Dark Side of Substance Abuse and Addiction:

Joe and Bert touch upon the dark side of substance abuse and addiction, sharing anecdotes about their own experiences and the struggles of others. They discuss the allure of drugs, the potential for addiction, and the impact on relationships and career.

• Bert’s experiences with heroin addiction and his encounters with people struggling with addiction illustrate the devastating effects of substance abuse.
• The discussion about Mitch Hedberg’s tragic death highlights the impact of addiction on comedians and the challenges of addressing mental health in the industry.
• The conversation about the use of performance-enhancing drugs, like Adderall and Modafinil, underscores the complexities of substance use in modern society.
• The podcast encourages viewers to be aware of the dangers of substance abuse and to seek help when necessary.

10. The Power of Music and Its Impact on Life:

Joe and Bert discuss their love of music, sharing their favorite artists, albums, and musical experiences. They explore the power of music to evoke emotions, create memories, and shape personal identities. The conversation delves into the importance of musical expression, the impact of music on the human psyche, and the lasting power of certain songs and artists.

• Bert’s experiences with “In Excess” and his love for the band’s music showcase the emotional impact of music on his life.
• The discussion about “The Ballad of Curtis Lowe” and the personal connection Bert feels to the song highlights the importance of music in shaping memories and personal experiences.
• The conversation about “Led Zeppelin” and the controversy surrounding their music reveals the complex relationship between artistry and societal perceptions.
• The podcast underscores the enduring power of music to connect people and to shape individual experiences.

11. The World of Movies and TV Shows:

Joe and Bert delve into the world of movies and TV shows, discussing their favorite films, actors, and directors. They explore the impact of movies on pop culture, the enduring power of classic films, and the evolution of storytelling on screen.

• Bert’s experiences watching “30 Days of Night” and “Westworld” showcase his enjoyment of horror films and sci-fi series.
• The discussion about “Lethal Weapon” and the use of Jiu-Jitsu in the film highlights the impact of martial arts on action movies.
• The conversation about “Jamie Kennedy Experiment” and the use of blackface in the show sheds light on the evolution of humor and societal sensitivity.
• The podcast reveals the influence of movies and TV shows on shaping cultural attitudes and societal norms.

12. The Evolution of Technology and Its Impact on Everyday Life:

Joe and Bert discuss the rapid evolution of technology and its impact on modern life. They explore the use of smartphones, social media, and AI assistants, analyzing the benefits and drawbacks of technology in shaping our relationships, communication, and daily habits.

• The discussion about the use of Siri and Google Assistant highlights the advancements in AI and its potential impact on our daily lives.
• The conversation about the use of Windows computers versus Apple products underscores the diverse technological landscape and the influence of personal preferences.
• The podcast explores the importance of adaptability and the need to embrace technological advancements while recognizing their potential downsides.
• The conversation highlights the interconnectedness of technology and human behavior, emphasizing the role of technology in shaping our interactions with the world.

13. The Importance of Mental Health and Self-Care:

Joe and Bert discuss the importance of mental health and self-care, sharing their own experiences with anxiety, depression, and coping mechanisms. They acknowledge the challenges of navigating mental health issues and the importance of seeking support when needed. The conversation highlights the stigma surrounding mental health, the need for open dialogue, and the importance of prioritizing self-care in a fast-paced world.

• Bert’s experiences with anxiety and his use of alcohol and marijuana as coping mechanisms reveal the complexities of managing mental health.
• The discussion about Doug Stanhope’s mental health struggles and his use of Xanax underscores the importance of recognizing the signs of mental health issues and seeking professional help.
• The conversation about the stigma surrounding mental health encourages viewers to prioritize their mental well-being and to break down societal barriers around seeking support.
• The podcast promotes the importance of self-care, emphasizing the need to prioritize personal well-being in a demanding world.

14. The World of Podcasts and the Rise of Audio Content:

Joe and Bert discuss the growing popularity of podcasts and their impact on the media landscape. They analyze the accessibility, intimacy, and diverse content offered by podcasts, highlighting the unique appeal of audio storytelling. The conversation explores the future of podcasts, their role in shaping public discourse, and the potential for podcasting to become a dominant form of media consumption.

• The discussion about the transparency of podcasting numbers compared to traditional media ratings underscores the unique ability to track audience engagement.
• The conversation about the increasing popularity of podcasts and their ability to offer diverse perspectives and niche content highlights the appeal of this medium.
• Bert’s emphasis on the importance of focusing on quality content and finding the right guests for his podcast reveals the strategy behind successful podcasting.
• The podcast showcases the evolving role of audio content and its potential to become a dominant force in the media landscape.

15. The Importance of Authenticity and Embracing Uniqueness:

Through their conversation, Joe and Bert emphasize the importance of authenticity and embracing one’s uniqueness. They celebrate the unconventional personalities and comedic voices that make each of them stand out. The conversation underscores the value of staying true to oneself, challenging societal norms, and finding humor in the most unexpected places.

• Bert’s willingness to share his personal experiences, both humorous and challenging, highlights the importance of vulnerability and authenticity.
• The discussion about the importance of finding a unique comedic voice and challenging conventions underscores the need for originality and creativity.
• The podcast encourages viewers to embrace their own unique personalities and to find humor in their own experiences.
• The conversation celebrates the power of individuality and the importance of staying true to oneself in a world that often seeks conformity.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Listen. What are the night? Such a beautiful night. That was probably the most fun I’ve ever had in a podcast. I keep I’ve said that before because I had I’ve had we’ve had some fun ones together. Oh, yeah. But that one might have topped it off. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed any harder. Like, Bur had me laugh and harder than I mean, It’s as hard as you can laugh. It was so fun. Everything was fun. Yeah. The burr had me. You had me with that line. Like, did you guys see that picture of Trump looking at his wife voting? And you were like, that’s what did you say? I said that’s the way I give my dog when he gets too close to my cat. Hey, motherfucker. Leave her alone. It was that whole show was so quick. It was so Yeah. It was literally like like, they were doing double dutch with comedy. Yeah. And you had to know when to jump in and when I’m when to hop out. Yeah. And I said this to you this morning or this afternoon. That first a 100 a hour 33 minutes was not that much talking over each other.” – Joe Rogan expresses his genuine enjoyment of the podcast and highlights the fast-paced, dynamic nature of the conversation.
• “The real the real problem with that is because the only other alternative was Hillary, and Hillary was very flawed. That’s just the way it is. You know? It’s not it’s not an anti woman thing to think that someone who has all the ties to corruption that she apparently does. I mean, you can go into it all day along if you want to. If you wanna, like, look at the Clinton Foundation or any of the other crazy shit that those people are involved with, it’s kind of legal. You know? I mean, it’s it’s not really breaking any laws. It’s like you can get away with doing all that stuff. But all of it is like, woah. What deleted emails and all that, like, what are you doing? Like, what is this? Yeah.” – Joe Rogan expresses his concern about Hillary Clinton’s potential for corruption and the public’s perception of her flaws.
• “I think I think there was a large portion of America who just didn’t wanna share their opinion because they didn’t wanna be called a name. Mhmm. And there’s there’s real concerns too, and people don’t wanna say this. There’s real concerns about her health. Really? She hurt her head in 2012 because she blacked out. She she blacked out, fell, fainted, and hit her head really bad, like, really bad. And apparently, she was fucked up for, like, 6 months. And this was 2012. That’s only 4 years ago, man. and that’s a really significant head trauma.” – Joe Rogan expresses his concern about Hillary Clinton’s health and the impact of her head injury.
• “I love the way you start sentences, though. It’s so simple. I have herpes. He was on fire last night too. He was on fire with Fitzsimons said something that didn’t land. Doug goes now. I understand why talk shows have lead in questions. Yeah. He was a little hostile to some of the guests. He was definitely. He was definitely and then at one point, he was laying in my lap. That’s one of my favorite pictures of my life. Was he sucking on your nipple? He sucked on my nipple. When Sarah and Bill started fighting too much, he would try to break up the tension by sucking on my nipple.” – Joe Rogan expresses his admiration for Bert’s comedic timing and recounts a hilarious moment from the podcast.
• “I got I got the audio. I told her to Jay Overson. It’s so funny because they’re like, Reogan’s your spirit. Like, it was that great. I’ve got the audio I was gonna post it and have someone do animate it. But, yeah, there’s I’m I’m trying to write about those experiences now on this new hour. and it’s just it’s really fun. But you know what, man? You When you told me to tell the machine story on stage, I learned so much about this about the art of storytelling and the art of stand up mesh together. The hardest part is that I remember that how long it took to get that story good and every story starts with, like, only one little funny part, and you just gotta do it all the fucking time. You just gotta figure it out and work it out and need it out, and tell it as many times as you can. Yeah. It’s like you gotta figure out what to cut out to and maybe a better way to describe what was happening. You know, it’s it’s a there’s an art to it.” – Bert Kreischer reflects on the transformative impact of Joe’s advice and the importance of refining stories for stand-up.