JRE #145 – Bert Kreischer

10/10/2011

Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #145 – Bert Kreischer

This podcast is a wild ride with Bert Kreischer, a stand-up comedian known for his boisterous personality and outrageous stories. Joe Rogan’s interviewing style unleashes a torrent of topics, ranging from hilarious anecdotes to thought-provoking discussions about life, drugs, and the human condition. The podcast dives deep into the absurdity of Kreischer’s life, showcasing his ability to turn even the most outrageous experiences into comedic gold. Underlying themes explore the nature of reality, the power of perspective, and the ever-present quest for meaning and understanding in a chaotic world.

Topics:

1. Alpha Brain and Lucid Dreaming:
   • Kreischer’s experiences with Alpha Brain, a nootropic supplement, and its profound impact on his lucid dreaming.
   • Lucid dreaming as a way to control and manipulate dream environments, leading to vivid and surreal experiences.
   • Alpha Brain as a tool for creative problem-solving, allowing Kreischer to work through challenges in his sleep.
   • The potential dangers of overusing nootropics and the importance of taking breaks.
2. The “Keep It Christian” Radio Station:
   • Kreischer’s unusual experience being on a Christian rock station in Asheville, North Carolina.
   • The clash between Kreischer’s comedic style and the station’s strict Christian programming.
   • The humorous irony of Kreischer’s “Keep It Christian” line and its contrast with his often outrageous content.
   • The power of humor to challenge societal norms and push boundaries.
3. Bob Harper and “The Biggest Loser”:
   • Kreischer’s humorous account of meeting Bob Harper, the trainer on “The Biggest Loser,” and their conversation about the show.
   • The humorous and controversial topic of Bob Harper’s sexuality, highlighting the cultural shift in societal views.
   • Kreischer’s unique perspective on “The Biggest Loser” and his admiration for Harper’s training methods.
   • The podcast delves into the complexities of self-improvement and the societal pressures associated with weight loss.
4. Homophobia in America:
   • Rogan and Kreischer discuss the pervasiveness of homophobia in America.
   • Their personal experiences growing up in diverse environments and the challenges of accepting and understanding those who are different.
   • The discussion highlights the hypocrisy and absurdity of societal judgments based on sexuality.
   • The podcast explores the evolving social landscape and the continued struggle for LGBTQ+ rights and acceptance.
5. The “Overlord” Lesbian:
   • Kreischer’s humorous and somewhat controversial tale of encountering an overly aggressive lesbian at a gay bar.
   • The podcast touches upon the complexities of gender identity and the often-uncomfortable encounters that arise from societal expectations and perceptions.
   • The discussion delves into the dynamics of social interactions and the potential for conflict arising from misinterpretations and miscommunication.
   • Kreischer’s humorous account serves as a reminder to be mindful of how we interact with others and to avoid harmful stereotypes.
6. The History of Native Americans:
   • Rogan and Kreischer explore the history of Native Americans, focusing on their nomadic lifestyle and hunting techniques.
   • The discussion sheds light on the misconception that Native Americans lacked agricultural skills, highlighting their resilience and adaptation to their environment.
   • The podcast touches upon the impact of European colonization and the historical mistreatment of Native American populations.
   • The discussion encourages a deeper understanding of the complexities of indigenous cultures and their contributions to human history.
7. The Mystery of Ancient Civilizations:
   • Rogan and Kreischer discuss Graham Hancock’s theories about a lost civilization, questioning the dominant narrative of human history.
   • The podcast delves into the mysteries surrounding the construction of ancient pyramids and the possibility of advanced technologies existing in prehistory.
   • The discussion highlights the limitations of current scientific understanding and encourages a more open-minded approach to exploring the past.
   • The podcast sparks a conversation about the potential for hidden knowledge and the possibility of alternative histories.
8. The “Getting High on Crystal” Story:
   • Kreischer recounts a bizarre and somewhat disturbing story about a woman named Crystal, who experimented heavily with psychedelics.
   • The story involves a missile silo, intravenous DMT, and a DEA informant, highlighting the dark underbelly of the psychedelic drug scene.
   • The podcast explores the potential for addiction, mental health issues, and the ethical implications of drug use.
   • The story serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of excessive drug use and the importance of responsible choices.
9. The “Chasing the Dragon” Phenomenon:
   • Kreischer discusses his experience with OxyContin and the practice of “chasing the dragon,” a method of inhaling the drug.
   • The podcast highlights the addictive nature of opioids and the potential for dangerous side effects.
   • Kreischer’s honest and humorous account serves as a reminder of the dangers of drug use and the importance of seeking help.
   • The podcast sparks a conversation about the opioid crisis and the need for greater awareness and support for those struggling with addiction.
10. Rachel Ray and Her Groundedness:
    • Kreischer shares a humorous anecdote about his encounter with Rachel Ray, highlighting her down-to-earth personality.
    • The story reveals Ray’s unexpected assertiveness and her willingness to stand up for herself, even when dealing with wealth and privilege.
    • The podcast explores the complexities of fame and fortune and the impact it can have on individuals.
    • The discussion highlights the importance of maintaining humility and integrity, even in the face of success.
11. Travel and Security:
    • Kreischer’s experience traveling through Mexico with a security detail, highlighting the reality of safety concerns.
    • The podcast delves into the complexities of navigating different cultures and the importance of respecting local customs.
    • The discussion touches upon the role of security personnel and the potential for both protection and discomfort.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the realities of travel and the need to be aware of potential dangers.
12. The Literacy Rate in Detroit:
    • Kreischer discusses the low literacy rate in Detroit, highlighting the challenges facing urban areas in America.
    • The podcast touches upon the complexities of poverty, education, and societal inequality.
    • The discussion encourages a deeper understanding of the systemic issues contributing to social problems and the need for solutions.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the importance of investing in education and creating opportunities for all Americans.
13. The Evolution of Slang:
    • Kreischer and Rogan explore the evolution of slang and the changing nature of language.
    • The discussion highlights the power of language to reflect cultural shifts and societal attitudes.
    • The podcast touches upon the complexities of understanding and adapting to changing language norms.
    • The discussion encourages a deeper appreciation for the richness and dynamism of language.
14. The “Machine” Shirt and Marketing:
    • Kreischer discusses the creation and marketing of the “Machine” shirt, highlighting the power of branding and online marketing.
    • The podcast explores the unexpected success of the shirt and its impact on the documentary’s promotion.
    • The discussion touches upon the role of social media in driving online trends and fan engagement.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the intersection of art, commerce, and the power of online communities.
15. Steve Jobs and the Cult of Apple:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss Steve Jobs’ legacy and the impact of Apple on society.
    • The discussion acknowledges Jobs’ brilliance and vision while also acknowledging the ethical complexities associated with Apple’s business practices, including labor conditions.
    • The podcast explores the cultural phenomenon of “the cult of Apple” and the consumerism associated with Apple products.
    • The discussion encourages a deeper understanding of the social and economic forces shaping the tech industry and the impact of technology on our lives.
16. The Occupy Wall Street Movement:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the Occupy Wall Street movement, reflecting on its impact and its message of social and economic justice.
    • The podcast explores the realities of government corruption, corporate greed, and the need for systemic change.
    • The discussion touches upon the complexities of economic inequality and the struggle for a more equitable society.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the role of activism and the need to challenge the status quo.
17. The Power of the Placebo Effect:
    • Rogan mentions a future podcast about the power of the placebo effect, highlighting its significance in medicine and psychology.
    • The podcast hints at the complex relationship between belief, expectation, and healing.
    • The discussion encourages a deeper understanding of the mind-body connection and the potential for self-healing.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the ethical implications of placebos and the need for further research.
18. The Importance of Storytelling:
    • Kreischer emphasizes the importance of storytelling and its power to connect with audiences.
    • The podcast explores the art of finding the unique and compelling elements of a story and crafting it in a way that resonates.
    • The discussion highlights the role of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity in engaging listeners.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the enduring power of storytelling in shaping our understanding of the world.
19. The “Flying Dildos” Story:
    • Kreischer recounts a hilarious and somewhat embarrassing story about attending a live sex show in Amsterdam.
    • The podcast explores the absurdity of the show’s premise, highlighting the bizarre and often humorous nature of human behavior.
    • Kreischer’s story touches upon the themes of social expectations, conformity, and the search for novelty.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the diversity of human experiences and the importance of embracing the unexpected.
20. The “Cerebral Palsy” Story:
    • Kreischer shares a poignant and often uncomfortable story about dating a woman with cerebral palsy.
    • The podcast delves into the challenges of navigating relationships with disabilities and the complexities of social perceptions.
    • Kreischer’s story explores the human capacity for compassion and the importance of accepting differences.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the need for greater understanding and inclusion of those living with disabilities.
21. The Power of the Internet:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the transformative impact of the Internet on society, highlighting its influence on entertainment, culture, and communication.
    • The podcast explores the potential for the Internet to connect people from diverse backgrounds and create new communities.
    • The discussion touches upon the challenges associated with the Internet, including online trolling and the spread of misinformation.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the future of the Internet and its role in shaping our world.
22. The Importance of Perspective:
    • Kreischer and Rogan frequently emphasize the importance of perspective and viewing life from different angles.
    • The podcast explores the idea that our experiences and interpretations are shaped by our unique backgrounds and perspectives.
    • The discussion highlights the value of empathy and understanding those who see the world differently.
    • The podcast encourages a more open-minded and compassionate approach to navigating a complex and diverse world.
23. The “4 Guys in a Bomb” Concept:
    • Rogan and Kreischer discuss the idea of a TV show featuring a group of friends talking and smoking weed, highlighting the potential for unconventional entertainment.
    • The podcast explores the allure of authentic and relatable content, emphasizing the importance of genuine conversation and humor.
    • The discussion touches upon the changing landscape of media and the growing demand for diverse and engaging content.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the future of television and the potential for new formats and platforms.
24. The Art of Stand-Up Comedy:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the craft of stand-up comedy, highlighting the importance of observation, humor, and vulnerability.
    • The podcast explores the power of comedy to challenge societal norms, spark conversations, and create connections.
    • The discussion touches upon the role of timing, delivery, and audience engagement in successful stand-up performances.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the enduring power of comedy and its impact on culture and society.
25. The Role of Alcohol in Life:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss their personal relationships with alcohol, acknowledging its potential for both pleasure and harm.
    • The podcast explores the complexities of alcohol consumption, acknowledging its social and cultural significance while also addressing its potential dangers.
    • The discussion touches upon the importance of moderation, personal responsibility, and understanding one’s limits.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the role of alcohol in modern society and the need for balance and awareness.
26. The Importance of Sleep:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the importance of sleep for physical and mental well-being.
    • The podcast explores the potential consequences of sleep deprivation and the challenges of prioritizing sleep in a busy world.
    • The discussion touches upon the impact of sleep on performance, creativity, and overall health.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the need for a better understanding of sleep and its crucial role in our lives.
27. The “Virtual Blow Job” Story:
    • Kreischer recounts a humorous and somewhat surreal experience with a Twitter user who sends him explicit messages.
    • The podcast delves into the complexities of online interactions and the potential for misinterpretations and miscommunication.
    • Kreischer’s story highlights the often bizarre and unexpected nature of online interactions.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the evolving nature of social media and the challenges of navigating online identities.
28. The Power of Social Media:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the power and pitfalls of social media, highlighting its ability to connect people while also fostering negativity and hate.
    • The podcast explores the challenges of maintaining a healthy relationship with social media and navigating its often-toxic environment.
    • The discussion touches upon the need for mindful engagement, responsible use, and the importance of disconnecting when needed.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the evolving role of social media in our lives and its impact on our mental health and well-being.
29. The “Catfish” Phenomenon:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the “Catfish” phenomenon, highlighting the potential for online deception and the dangers of forging relationships based on false identities.
    • The podcast explores the emotional complexities of online relationships and the importance of verifying identities.
    • The discussion touches upon the darker aspects of online interactions and the need for caution when engaging with strangers.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the importance of authentic connections and the need to protect ourselves from online scams and fraud.
30. The “Red State” Movie:
    • Kreischer discusses Kevin Smith’s controversial film “Red State,” highlighting its exploration of religious extremism and the potential for violence.
    • The podcast touches upon the complexities of faith, ideology, and the potential for extremism.
    • The discussion encourages a deeper understanding of the social and cultural forces shaping our world and the importance of open-minded dialogue.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the need for critical thinking, tolerance, and respectful discourse in a diverse and often polarized society.
31. The Hank Williams Jr. Controversy:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the Hank Williams Jr. controversy, which involved his controversial comments comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler.
    • The podcast explores the dangers of comparing political figures to historical figures like Hitler, emphasizing the importance of responsible speech and avoiding harmful stereotypes.
    • The discussion touches upon the complexities of free speech and the need to balance individual rights with the potential for harm.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the role of media in shaping public opinion and the need for critical analysis of information.
32. The Role of Politicians in Society:
    • Kreischer and Rogan discuss the role of politicians in society, questioning their motives and their ability to represent the interests of the people.
    • The podcast explores the complexities of government, corporate influence, and the need for greater transparency and accountability.
    • The discussion touches upon the importance of civic engagement and the need for citizens to hold their elected officials accountable.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the future of democracy and the need for a more representative and responsive political system.
33. The Importance of Authenticity:
    • Throughout the podcast, Kreischer emphasizes the importance of being true to oneself and embracing one’s unique personality.
    • The podcast explores the power of authenticity in connecting with others and creating genuine relationships.
    • The discussion encourages listeners to embrace their individuality and express themselves freely.
    • The podcast sparks a conversation about the value of self-acceptance and the need to create a world where everyone can be themselves.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Does anyone know what a real fucking lucid dream is?” – Kreischer’s enthusiastic exploration of lucid dreaming sets the tone for the podcast’s open-minded and unconventional approach to exploring consciousness.
• “You want them to look at you and know, ‘God, I wish I fucked him.'” – Kreischer’s humorous take on Bob Harper’s training methods highlights the podcast’s ability to find humor in unexpected places.
• “Don’t ever fucking forget that. I’m the guy that turned you into the girl you are today.” – Kreischer’s playful yet poignant retort to an aggressive lesbian underscores the podcast’s ability to address sensitive topics with humor and honesty.
• “We should fucking know. We should know. No. No. Don’t know. Let’s not know. It’s something we should know.” – Rogan’s frustrated response to Kreischer’s humorous take on Native American history highlights the podcast’s exploration of historical misconceptions and the quest for knowledge.
• “It’s not what you’re saying. It’s not what you’re saying. It’s all about symbolism.” – Rogan’s playful interpretation of Kreischer’s story about peeing in a Mountain Dew bottle highlights the podcast’s embrace of absurdity and the power of symbolism.