20-Jun-23
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[00:00:00.000 –> 00:00:29.560] Joe Rogan cheering on the wild guy, joke it out, the Joe Rogan Experience, showing my day Joe Rogan Podcasts my night all day. Hi ma’am, y’all. I love you. I’m so excited to be here with you today. Yeah. This is our first podcast coming out as our true selves. We’re furry. Yeah, we’ve been holding it in forever. This is my true identity. And you know what?
[00:00:29.560 –> 00:00:40.840] It just eats me alive to not tell how we met at a furry con. Well, we didn’t know that we met there, remember?
[00:00:40.840 –> 00:00:51.540] Well, yeah, I didn’t know who you were for a long time. Yeah, we didn’t know. I’m like, oh my God, you’re meow meow. Dude, it blew my mind. I mean, to me, that is proof for an assimilation.
[00:00:51.540 –> 00:00:59.480] Mmm. Because what are the odds? They’re not good. What are the odds, man? The odds are also not good that I’m going to keep this
[00:00:59.480 –> 00:01:29.280] fucking helmet on. Not good for me. I’m not keeping this on, dude. I can barely breathe. How do they do it? I don’t know. They fuck with these things on. How do you fuck with this on? I have heroes. Total respect. Total respect for furries now. Respect for the furry community. Look, I’ve got the feet on and everything. It’s like beakrum fucking. Yeah, it’s very hot in here. If you can fuck with this on, you’re an American hero. Yeah. That’s what I’m doing.
[00:01:29.280 –> 00:01:48.520] That’s what I feel. David Coggins needs to put on one of these things and fuck for an hour. He should. Yeah, you think you’re so cool running for a thousand miles? How about fuck for four and a half minutes with this on? I can’t fuck for four and a half minutes without a dime, but this is like sprinting uphill.
[00:01:48.520 –> 00:02:06.520] This is really brutal and just thinking about padding around a Ramada in one of these things. I get it. Oh, what do you mean? I get it when I put it on. I get it. I know why they do it. But I don’t know why all of them do it.
[00:02:06.520 –> 00:02:18.480] Wait, why do you think they do it? I think they do it because it offers you an anonymity that is impossible any other way. And it turns you into a your image.
[00:02:18.480 –> 00:02:32.240] The visual that people get of you is this adorable cute mascot. All right. Everybody loves a mascot. The mascot is literally here to pump everybody up and yay, and they don’t talk and everybody loves them. Yeah. Right.
[00:02:32.240 –> 00:02:46.680] People at Disneyland. Same thing. Wait, they don’t talk? No. They don’t talk. Like, if you meet Goofy, Goofy doesn’t say Jack shit to you. We went to Goofy’s kitchen. Goofy doesn’t talk. Yeah, it’s like.
[00:02:46.680 –> 00:03:01.800] I can’t do it. Oh, my God. Oh, it’s so hard to breathe. Oh, it’s so hard to breathe. Horrible. How about those fucking people that work at Disneyland to wear these things and walk around in the heat in the summer? Respect to them.
[00:03:01.800 –> 00:03:14.720] Dude, those Disneyland like the people who do this at Disneyland. They rose. They party. I’ve I heard it’s like insane when they get off work, like they fucking party. First of all, it’s not even their fault. Their brains have been cooked all day.
[00:03:14.720 –> 00:03:24.520] Do you know what kind of effect that must have? Oh, my God. Cognitive function. Dude, like while we’re bitching, because they made us wear masks on planes, they’re coming in a hotbox.
[00:03:24.520 –> 00:03:31.680] I bet they made them wear a mask under their stupid mask. Guarantee it. Oh, I bet they guarantee it. I bet they do this.
[00:03:31.680 –> 00:03:43.960] Mask up. Works. You had a mask up in your in your goofy outfit. Oh, I’ve got good outfits though. These are dope. Dude, these are incredible. And it’s kind of sad that we can’t.
[00:03:43.960 –> 00:03:57.160] They were pussies. Of all the of all the costumes we’ve worn. Yeah. This, I think this is the least time we’ve spent even the hoods, but I was like almost like hyperventilating in there.
[00:03:57.160 –> 00:04:03.760] Dude, I was panicking.
[00:04:03.760 –> 00:04:13.800] You can see this awful wall. Yeah, it’s terrible. But I didn’t don’t you get it though? If you were like a very tortured,
[00:04:13.800 –> 00:04:26.400] socially awkward person, your life has just been a mess. But you are, for whatever reason, attracted sexually to the idea of it, or maybe not even sexually, maybe just attracted the idea of it.
[00:04:26.400 –> 00:04:38.800] But then you do it and you just you get to be not just innocuous, not just like someone that doesn’t get like someone that gets picked on, not just not that, but instead attractive. You’re this adorable thing.
[00:04:38.800 –> 00:04:48.200] You’re adorable. Like, hey, and people want they come to the different energy. Dude, I’ve seen some really hot furry porn. Like, I’ve seen some incredible furry porn.
[00:04:48.200 –> 00:05:02.200] It’s the worst furry point. Have you ever seen something like, God, you guys aren’t even trying? Those are still shots, usually, like weird Polaroids and stuff of like, like, and generally those are like solo furries who are banging a stuffed animal.
[00:05:02.200 –> 00:05:22.520] Like, that sucks. That’s not cool. That’s not cool. They do like, put a flashlight in a stuffed animal. No, they’re not that advanced. They just rip a hole and they pour it through the fucking things. But you just like, leave their crusted jizz on it as some work of achievement or something. Really bad.
[00:05:22.520 –> 00:05:44.520] Oh, really bad. Human beings are so weird in so many ways, in so many ways. But it’s like, it’s so funny. It’s like media, like Norman Rockwell paintings. There’s just like image of us that we are when we’re at our best. The family dinner table in a 1980s movie.
[00:05:44.520 –> 00:05:51.520] Yeah. Yeah. That’s how we’re at our best. Everyone’s getting along. How school going, Junior? Junior’s doing great.
[00:05:51.520 –> 00:06:01.520] But the reality is, like, there’s no license to get a person. You don’t have a license to become pregnant. You don’t have to go through any qualification process.
[00:06:01.520 –> 00:06:15.520] It’s literally the most important thing for the future of the human race that people who have children and raise those children are capable of doing it.
[00:06:15.520 –> 00:06:30.520] You’re capable of raising a well adjusted person. Like any person growing up as a human being today, baby to grown up. Like, you’re born today and you’ve got to become a grown up in this fucking wacky world.
[00:06:30.520 –> 00:06:45.520] Yeah. Good luck being normal. Oh, my God. This is having kids right now and, like, just having, like, a vague understanding of Kurzweil’s predictions for the singularity.
[00:06:45.520 –> 00:06:56.520] Yeah. And just, like, considering, like, you know, with my kid, I will tell him, like, with the car, I’m like, you know, probably when you’re old enough to drive, they won’t have steering wheels anymore.
[00:06:56.520 –> 00:07:02.520] You’re probably not going to be driving the way I do. Because definitely, don’t you think, like, by…
[00:07:02.520 –> 00:07:09.520] If they can just prove, see, there’s meatheads like me that I’d be like, “Fuck that, bro. I want to drive my own fucking car.”
[00:07:09.520 –> 00:07:19.520] Yeah. But if they can eliminate all deaths, you’re going to have to take cars like that to a track. You’re going to have to take the cars that I enjoy.
[00:07:19.520 –> 00:07:24.520] Yeah. You’re going to have to take them to a track and drive them around. They’re going to be rides. It’s not going to be your transportation.
[00:07:24.520 –> 00:07:33.520] You don’t think, in ten years, that it’s going to… It’s very possible. Very possible. It’ll be, it’ll be, uh, a, like, a rule fight.
[00:07:33.520 –> 00:07:38.520] Like, there’ll be some dispute about whether or not people accept that. Oh, yeah.
[00:07:38.520 –> 00:07:42.520] It’s going to be a freedom issue with a lot of folks. It’s going to be… It is a freedom issue.
[00:07:42.520 –> 00:07:51.520] It is. Well, it certainly is if you have a totalitarian government, because there’s only one way that a car can drive itself autonomously.
[00:07:51.520 –> 00:07:59.520] It has to be connected to, like, insane technology that allows all sorts of things, like what a Tesla does.
[00:07:59.520 –> 00:08:05.520] Like, you get updates online on your Tesla. They just send you an update. Sure. They fix things. They make things better.
[00:08:05.520 –> 00:08:15.520] They make the auto driving feature better. And if that’s the case, like, if somebody just decides to shut your car off, you’re not allowed to drive, Duncan.
[00:08:15.520 –> 00:08:23.520] We don’t like your views on COVID vaccines. Damn. Saw your tweets. Yeah. I don’t like the way you think about the world and life and love.
[00:08:23.520 –> 00:08:28.520] Yeah. You’re confusing people. Yeah. You didn’t jog today. You don’t think exactly the way I want you to think.
[00:08:28.520 –> 00:08:33.520] So, we’re going to steer you and everybody who’s paying attention in the same direction.
[00:08:33.520 –> 00:08:39.520] And everybody’s paying attention part is huge. Because there’s more self-policing than there is policing.
[00:08:39.520 –> 00:08:44.520] There’s more people that get scared of not going along with narratives than there are people enforcing the narrative.
[00:08:44.520 –> 00:08:51.520] You know what that’s called? Cops in the head. That’s a name for cops in the head. It’s like, this is when I was in college there.
[00:08:51.520 –> 00:09:00.520] I don’t remember what the who, who like came up with it, but basically they’re studying like neighborhoods that had like huge police presences.
[00:09:00.520 –> 00:09:10.520] You know, like bad areas, like hyper low income areas that like, just like that, that you could do the math.
[00:09:10.520 –> 00:09:17.520] And like this. So basically the cops realized like they didn’t have to patrol anymore after a certain amount of time.
[00:09:17.520 –> 00:09:24.520] Because people assimilate the police state inside of them. And just like you’re saying, now you’re policing yourself.
[00:09:24.520 –> 00:09:31.520] Yeah. And that is the ultimate when you think about like trying to save money when you think about controlling populations.
[00:09:31.520 –> 00:09:42.520] Or when you think about like, you know, the huge problem of like empire is like once you spread out too far, it’s incredibly expensive to keep everything supplied
[00:09:42.520 –> 00:09:47.520] and everything in control and to keep your like commanders doing what you say.
[00:09:47.520 –> 00:09:53.520] And so, you know, the best thing for an empire is for people to not even know that they’re there.
[00:09:53.520 –> 00:10:01.520] But to be like following the general prescription of the emperor, you know, you know, that’s the ultimate empire.
[00:10:01.520 –> 00:10:07.520] You don’t put up statues of yourself. Don’t like put your fucking face on the coin.
[00:10:07.520 –> 00:10:12.520] What you want to do is get your philosophy into the brain of the people that you have.
[00:10:12.520 –> 00:10:20.520] I think the problem today is that there’s so many more interesting narratives than the official narrative.
[00:10:20.520 –> 00:10:27.520] There’s what it used to be that you had a president that would stand up and talk to people.
[00:10:27.520 –> 00:10:30.520] And you know, he would give these speeches that everyone would listen to.
[00:10:30.520 –> 00:10:39.520] Yeah. And that’s Eisenhower at the end of his terms when he’s saying he’s warning America about the military industrial complex.
[00:10:39.520 –> 00:10:40.520] That’s so crazy.
[00:10:40.520 –> 00:10:44.520] And he’s warning us, you know, that there’s a machine that wants to go to war.
[00:10:44.520 –> 00:10:48.520] Yeah. And you have to be very careful that he’s warning us about that.
[00:10:48.520 –> 00:10:54.520] And this is like you could tell the next president to not ever say that.
[00:10:54.520 –> 00:10:56.520] And everybody else sort of steps in line.
[00:10:56.520 –> 00:10:59.520] So you tell the next president, don’t talk about that.
[00:10:59.520 –> 00:11:01.520] You talk about the conflicts overseas.
[00:11:01.520 –> 00:11:04.520] You talk about the desire to spread democracy.
[00:11:04.520 –> 00:11:09.520] Yeah. And you talk about these people that are a threat to everyone because they have weapons of mass destruction.
[00:11:09.520 –> 00:11:12.520] Like you got to follow a very, very, very specific narrative.
[00:11:12.520 –> 00:11:13.520] Right.
[00:11:13.520 –> 00:11:15.520] And that’s all we had forever.
[00:11:15.520 –> 00:11:19.520] Yeah. Forever. And so there was all these people that would have cocktail parties and they would meet at coffee shops.
[00:11:19.520 –> 00:11:20.520] Yeah.
[00:11:20.520 –> 00:11:22.520] And then go, do you know what’s really going on?
[00:11:22.520 –> 00:11:23.520] Right.
[00:11:23.520 –> 00:11:24.520] Because this is what I think.
[00:11:24.520 –> 00:11:26.520] I think the CIA is giving people LSD.
[00:11:26.520 –> 00:11:29.520] Like what? What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:11:29.520 –> 00:11:30.520] Yeah.
[00:11:30.520 –> 00:11:35.520] You know those meetings where people in South Central were like, I think the government’s bringing drugs in here.
[00:11:35.520 –> 00:11:37.520] And everybody’s like, no fucking one.
[00:11:37.520 –> 00:11:38.520] Yeah.
[00:11:38.520 –> 00:11:39.520] No way. They wouldn’t do that.
[00:11:39.520 –> 00:11:40.520] Right.
[00:11:40.520 –> 00:11:41.520] They wouldn’t do that.
[00:11:41.520 –> 00:11:47.520] But if you were, I mean, look, let’s pretend you’re a really good guy and you’re a government agent.
[00:11:47.520 –> 00:11:48.520] Right.
[00:11:48.520 –> 00:11:52.520] You’re the best. You want nothing but freedom in America and spread democracy around the globe.
[00:11:52.520 –> 00:11:58.520] But Congress will improve funding some rebels.
[00:11:58.520 –> 00:12:02.520] And there’s only one way you got to get this guy out of office.
[00:12:02.520 –> 00:12:03.520] Right.
[00:12:03.520 –> 00:12:04.520] This guy’s not playing ball.
[00:12:04.520 –> 00:12:05.520] He’s not with the agenda.
[00:12:05.520 –> 00:12:07.520] He’s a terrible dictator.
[00:12:07.520 –> 00:12:08.520] Yeah.
[00:12:08.520 –> 00:12:09.520] You got to get rid of him.
[00:12:09.520 –> 00:12:10.520] And we need to fund this.
[00:12:10.520 –> 00:12:11.520] We need to fund these rebels.
[00:12:11.520 –> 00:12:13.520] So we’re just going to sell some drugs.
[00:12:13.520 –> 00:12:14.520] So crazy.
[00:12:14.520 –> 00:12:21.520] But if you think about the fact that if you’re in the DEA or if you’re in the CIA or the FBI
[00:12:21.520 –> 00:12:30.520] or any major intel organization, they know the futility of the amount of drugs that are being brought into this country.
[00:12:30.520 –> 00:12:33.520] And there’s a reason why because there’s a demand in this country.
[00:12:33.520 –> 00:12:34.520] Right.
[00:12:34.520 –> 00:12:35.520] You’re not going to change it.
[00:12:35.520 –> 00:12:36.520] You’re not going to change it.
[00:12:36.520 –> 00:12:39.520] And you see all these fucking scumbags making billions.
[00:12:39.520 –> 00:12:40.520] Yeah.
[00:12:40.520 –> 00:12:42.520] And you’re like, well, why don’t I make some fucking money?
[00:12:42.520 –> 00:12:43.520] Right.
[00:12:43.520 –> 00:12:45.520] Why don’t we make some fucking money and do some good with it?
[00:12:45.520 –> 00:12:46.520] Right.
[00:12:46.520 –> 00:12:47.520] Sure.
[00:12:47.520 –> 00:12:48.520] That’s the all over North story.
[00:12:48.520 –> 00:12:52.440] Dude, here’s the perfect business model.
[00:12:52.440 –> 00:12:59.120] You create a situation where you are selling drugs to people and then arresting them and
[00:12:59.120 –> 00:13:06.760] taking your drugs back plus all their stuff and then reselling the drugs, rinse and repeat.
[00:13:06.760 –> 00:13:12.000] And you know who to arrest because you’re selling it to the beers car, your friend.
[00:13:12.000 –> 00:13:16.760] And you just keep it’s basically like throwing out fishing nets, man.
[00:13:16.760 –> 00:13:21.120] You just throw out the nets, let them sell the drugs long enough to get a shit ton of
[00:13:21.120 –> 00:13:24.480] money, some nice cars, pull the nets back in.
[00:13:24.480 –> 00:13:25.720] You got the drugs.
[00:13:25.720 –> 00:13:26.720] You got the cars.
[00:13:26.720 –> 00:13:27.720] You got the money.
[00:13:27.720 –> 00:13:34.160] It’s an incredible and also the, you know, I’m sometimes suspicious regarding like the
[00:13:34.160 –> 00:13:41.320] idea that they incinerate the drugs that they got, why would they someone come and long
[00:13:41.320 –> 00:13:42.320] ago, we got that.
[00:13:42.320 –> 00:13:43.320] We’ll take care of it.
[00:13:43.320 –> 00:13:44.320] We’ll incinerate it.
[00:13:44.320 –> 00:13:45.320] Get the incinerator.
[00:13:45.320 –> 00:13:48.320] Some fucking guys who they just got out of the Naval Academy.
[00:13:48.320 –> 00:13:49.720] You know, like we got it.
[00:13:49.720 –> 00:13:50.720] Yeah, we got it.
[00:13:50.720 –> 00:13:51.720] No problem.
[00:13:51.720 –> 00:13:52.720] Yeah.
[00:13:52.720 –> 00:13:54.440] And they fucking scored that off to some special boat.
[00:13:54.440 –> 00:13:55.440] Yeah.
[00:13:55.440 –> 00:13:56.600] And there’s a precedent for this.
[00:13:56.600 –> 00:13:58.120] I mean, this isn’t conspiracy.
[00:13:58.120 –> 00:14:02.880] Like that was proven that like this shit is remember that CIA plane that crashed with
[00:14:02.880 –> 00:14: