JRE #2015 – Zach Bryan

1-Aug-23

[00:00:00.000 –> 00:00:01.000] What’s happening baby?

[00:00:01.000 –> 00:00:02.000] How you doing, brother?

[00:00:02.000 –> 00:00:03.000] How you doing?

[00:00:03.000 –> 00:00:04.000] And we’re drinking Bud Light, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:00:04.000 –> 00:00:05.000] How are you guys?

[00:00:05.000 –> 00:00:06.000] Sorry.

[00:00:06.000 –> 00:00:07.000] We’re fucked.

[00:00:07.000 –> 00:00:08.000] There’s nothing wrong with that.

[00:00:08.000 –> 00:00:09.000] Mm-mm.

[00:00:09.000 –> 00:00:10.000] People are so cheers, sir.

[00:00:10.000 –> 00:00:11.000] Cheers, brother.

[00:00:11.000 –> 00:00:12.000] Cheers, brother.

[00:00:12.000 –> 00:00:25.199] We were just talking about how silly it is. There’s nothing wrong with that. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. People are so cheer, sir. Cheers, brother.

[00:00:25.199 –> 00:00:26.199] People are so silly.

[00:00:26.199 –> 00:00:27.199] We were just talking about how silly it is.

[00:00:27.199 –> 00:00:29.199] One person made a really stupid decision.

[00:00:29.199 –> 00:00:32.100] Now, everybody’s decided that Bud Light is the enemy.

[00:00:32.100 –> 00:00:35.600] But that’s like this thing that people do in America, where they just decide, now I

[00:00:35.600 –> 00:00:37.100] hate these people.

[00:00:37.100 –> 00:00:38.100] These people are the enemy.

[00:00:38.100 –> 00:00:39.100] And it’s over.

[00:00:39.100 –> 00:00:40.759] Yeah, and it’s over.

[00:00:40.759 –> 00:00:46.000] The reason I’m drinking Bud Light in Bud Light in Bud Light was like my entire adult life.

[00:00:46.000 –> 00:00:50.000] And then on Twitter, I defended my sister’s spouse.

[00:00:50.000 –> 00:00:53.000] And people were like, people were pissed.

[00:00:53.000 –> 00:00:55.000] I was like, I didn’t mean to do this. It was crazy.

[00:00:55.000 –> 00:00:57.000] And Travis Trik came after me.

[00:00:57.000 –> 00:00:58.000] He didn’t come after me.

[00:00:58.000 –> 00:01:00.000] Travis Trik is so respectable.

[00:01:00.000 –> 00:01:03.000] And he’s like a good guy. And I met him at the two step in where you were.

[00:01:03.000 –> 00:01:05.840] And it was just, it was cool to get to talk to him about it and see like two different

[00:01:05.840 –> 00:01:06.840] views.

[00:01:06.840 –> 00:01:07.840] And it was cool.

[00:01:07.840 –> 00:01:08.840] It was cool.

[00:01:08.840 –> 00:01:09.840] Sitting in the room with him and hearing it.

[00:01:09.840 –> 00:01:14.159] Well, you know, people, just the culture war in this country is so goofy.

[00:01:14.159 –> 00:01:15.159] It’s so overblown.

[00:01:15.159 –> 00:01:18.799] And a lot of it is people just not talking to each other.

[00:01:18.799 –> 00:01:23.879] People talking through social media and talking through narratives and it’s just, it freaks

[00:01:23.879 –> 00:01:24.879] me out.

[00:01:24.879 –> 00:01:25.340] It freaks me out. It freaks me out.

[00:01:25.340 –> 00:01:28.180] And being so public, you too, as well, it’s so scary.

[00:01:28.180 –> 00:01:30.579] I feel like it keeps people from being who they actually are.

[00:01:30.579 –> 00:01:31.579] Oh, yeah.

[00:01:31.579 –> 00:01:33.079] Which is terrifying, because every time I get anywhere,

[00:01:33.079 –> 00:01:35.579] I’m like, shit, man, I can’t say or do this.

[00:01:35.579 –> 00:01:38.480] And then, when you do, it’s fucking…

[00:01:38.480 –> 00:01:39.480] It’s crazy.

[00:01:39.480 –> 00:01:40.480] It’s like hot.

[00:01:40.480 –> 00:01:41.980] There’s a lot of self-sensoring,

[00:01:41.980 –> 00:01:44.319] but I think it’s important to speak your mind.

[00:01:44.319 –> 00:01:45.040] I think it’s getting better

[00:01:45.040 –> 00:01:50.799] Yeah, it’s just more people have to do it and then more people you know people are worried about the repercussions

[00:01:50.799 –> 00:01:54.200] But you have to understand when you’re a person like yourself or a person like me

[00:01:54.200 –> 00:02:00.659] You’re communicating to millions of people and so you’re going to have a certain percentage of them that are upset at everything

[00:02:00.659 –> 00:02:06.280] You say whether you say you like to eat meat or whether you say you think Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is

[00:02:06.280 –> 00:02:09.000] a good guy, or whether you think that, you know,

[00:02:09.000 –> 00:02:10.599] whatever the fuck you think.

[00:02:10.599 –> 00:02:13.439] And you only have one, you only have one life, man.

[00:02:13.439 –> 00:02:14.280] Allegedly.

[00:02:14.280 –> 00:02:15.120] Yeah, I guess.

[00:02:15.120 –> 00:02:15.960] I’m not sure about that.

[00:02:15.960 –> 00:02:17.680] I’m not sure about that.

[00:02:17.680 –> 00:02:19.919] I remember feeling you’ve been here before?

[00:02:19.919 –> 00:02:23.080] No, I saw your podcast like two years ago

[00:02:23.080 –> 00:02:24.120] about the infinity thing.

[00:02:24.120 –> 00:02:24.960] Yeah.

[00:02:24.960 –> 00:02:26.000] And I kept telling people about it.

[00:02:26.000 –> 00:02:28.000] Like in Oklahoma and stuff, like what the?

[00:02:28.000 –> 00:02:29.500] Is it weird that that freaks people out?

[00:02:29.500 –> 00:02:31.000] Like it freaks people out.

[00:02:31.000 –> 00:02:32.500] Like I love life.

[00:02:32.500 –> 00:02:33.500] I love my family.

[00:02:33.500 –> 00:02:34.500] I love my friends.

[00:02:34.500 –> 00:02:35.500] I love my job.

[00:02:35.500 –> 00:02:37.000] I love existing.

[00:02:37.000 –> 00:02:38.500] I enjoy it very much.

[00:02:38.500 –> 00:02:43.500] But if I had to do this over and over again forever for infinity, it’s a weird feeling.

[00:02:43.500 –> 00:02:44.500] It freaks people out.

[00:02:44.500 –> 00:02:48.479] Have you seen that Black Mirror episode? No. Not to be that guy. No, no, not seeing a bunch of them.

[00:02:48.479 –> 00:02:51.520] It’s a Black Mirror episode where they’re in a cabin and this guy’s in prison for

[00:02:51.520 –> 00:02:55.060] infinity and he’s talking to this guy over and over and over again. Wow. And

[00:02:55.060 –> 00:02:57.919] there’s the new one, the new season came out and same thing they’re in space

[00:02:57.919 –> 00:03:02.000] and they’re like coming down. I’m not gonna ruin it. No, no worries. It’s crazy. It’s an

[00:03:02.000 –> 00:03:05.759] amazing show. It freaks you out. It’s my favorite show. It’s good rate show

[00:03:05.759 –> 00:03:07.759] My wife won’t watch with me really

[00:03:08.759 –> 00:03:15.000] Really freaked out by yeah, she doesn’t like things that could be real. I get that I get that a lot of people like when I bring it up

[00:03:15.000 –> 00:03:20.919] They’re like I don’t know and I’m like did you ever see heavy metal? Huh? That’s the one where the robots are chasing this lady. Oh

[00:03:22.240 –> 00:03:24.240] Yeah, the dogs

[00:03:21.639 –> 00:03:23.639] chasing this lady. Oh, yeah, the dogs.

[00:03:23.639 –> 00:03:24.639] I didn’t like that.

[00:03:24.639 –> 00:03:26.599] I saw watching that one freak me out too much.

[00:03:26.599 –> 00:03:27.599] I was like, no way.

[00:03:27.599 –> 00:03:28.599] That’s so close to real.

[00:03:28.599 –> 00:03:29.599] I can’t do it.

[00:03:29.599 –> 00:03:32.319] Well, the one about the murdering, too, there’s a one with this chick like murders.

[00:03:32.319 –> 00:03:33.319] Oh, yeah.

[00:03:33.319 –> 00:03:35.840] And she gets in this like white lie of trying to hide from it.

[00:03:35.840 –> 00:03:36.840] Yeah.

[00:03:36.840 –> 00:03:38.240] She’s like hiding it from her kids and stuff.

[00:03:38.240 –> 00:03:39.240] Yeah.

[00:03:39.240 –> 00:03:40.240] Yeah.

[00:03:40.240 –> 00:03:41.240] Crazy.

[00:03:41.240 –> 00:03:42.240] Wow.

[00:03:42.240 –> 00:03:44.360] It’s just, it’s so close to real.

[00:03:44.360 –> 00:03:45.919] It’s so close to real. It’s so close to real.

[00:03:45.919 –> 00:03:51.439] There was a world economic forum video that they just put out about people going to work

[00:03:51.439 –> 00:03:52.439] and wearing earbuds.

[00:03:52.439 –> 00:03:54.639] Have you seen it, Jamie?

[00:03:54.639 –> 00:04:00.120] Going to work and wearing earbuds that monitor your brain waves and the brain waves are going

[00:04:00.120 –> 00:04:03.599] to tell whether or not you’re being productive or distracted.

[00:04:03.599 –> 00:04:07.840] And in this video, this woman is kind of fantasizing about a guy she works with and then catches herself

[00:04:07.840 –> 00:04:10.919] doing it. And then some guy gets busted for like,

[00:04:10.919 –> 00:04:16.000] Is this a show? What is this? It’s just a video explaining how in the future you’re

[00:04:16.000 –> 00:04:17.240] going to see if you can find it.

[00:04:17.240 –> 00:04:19.439] I mean, I’m seeing the people talking about it.

[00:04:19.439 –> 00:04:22.399] Dude, you saying this reminds me of yesterday I was in Walmart and I was like walking around

[00:04:22.399 –> 00:04:26.480] and I was like looking for something to buy. And one of the girls I asked the question to shed an air

[00:04:26.480 –> 00:04:31.040] button or an air pot in. And I was like why would you do that? Like walking around work

[00:04:31.040 –> 00:04:34.000] and people are asking for help and stuff and she’s just walking around like listening to

[00:04:34.000 –> 00:04:38.000] just like talking to people with and listening to this music. Kids do that today. My kids do

[00:04:38.000 –> 00:04:42.079] that. They’re like, why are you open? I was kind of, I didn’t mean to be an ass but I

[00:04:42.079 –> 00:04:45.680] was like, I was talking to the guy at the, here past few hours. Here it is, yeah, that’s it.

[00:04:45.680 –> 00:04:47.220] Check this out, yeah, check this video.

[00:04:47.220 –> 00:04:49.300] This is bonkers, dude.

[00:04:49.300 –> 00:04:50.220] This is really…

[00:04:50.220 –> 00:04:53.379] The cursor to the left, and scroll through your brain data

[00:04:53.379 –> 00:04:55.620] over the past few hours.

[00:04:55.620 –> 00:04:56.459] You can see all those…

[00:04:56.459 –> 00:04:57.300] Oh, it’s like one of those…

[00:04:57.300 –> 00:04:58.139] …stress levels rise.

[00:04:58.139 –> 00:04:58.980] Training videos.

[00:04:58.980 –> 00:05:00.420] As the deadline to finish your memo approach…

[00:05:00.420 –> 00:05:01.939] Yeah, and she’s wearing these earbuds.

[00:05:01.939 –> 00:05:04.060] As the peak in your beta brainwave activity,

[00:05:04.060 –> 00:05:07.920] right before an alert popped up, telling you to take a brain break

[00:05:08.759 –> 00:05:13.279] What’s that unusual change in your brain activity? This is not the one I saw okay

[00:05:13.279 –> 00:05:16.480] I was gonna other one that I saw that’s that’s scary than a black mirror episode

[00:05:16.480 –> 00:05:22.439] This was the other one’s more scary because it talks about like self-centering at work and monitoring your thoughts at work

[00:05:22.439 –> 00:05:30.740] I could see it god. I sent it to somebody I could see it fuck that I said here to I mean this video on TikTok seems like I just saw the brainwave thing

[00:05:30.740 –> 00:05:33.740] You just said like that

[00:05:34.939 –> 00:05:41.100] That’s the same video. Yep. This is it. This is it. This is a little later. Yeah, okay, so I’d only seen part of it

[00:05:41.100 –> 00:05:43.100] That’s it keep it rolling

[00:05:42.000 –> 00:05:45.000] I had only seen part of it. That’s it. Keep it rolling. How are you feeling? How are you feeling? When she texts your brain actually.

[00:05:45.000 –> 00:05:48.000] Oh, you got two going. Oh my god, there’s a nightmare.

[00:05:48.000 –> 00:05:51.000] This is black mirror. This is what I hear at night.

[00:05:51.000 –> 00:05:54.000] When the email she sends you later that day, congratulate you.

[00:05:54.000 –> 00:05:56.000] Oh, this is fine. Let this play.

[00:05:56.000 –> 00:05:58.000] In the past quarter. No, it’s before this.

[00:05:58.000 –> 00:06:02.000] It’s before this where she’s fantasizing about this guy that you…

[00:06:02.000 –> 00:06:03.000] That’s the guy.

[00:06:03.000 –> 00:06:06.639] How do you smoke pot and watch stuff like i love it that’s crazy

[00:06:06.639 –> 00:06:10.000] for office romance back up but you can’t help fantasizing

[00:06:10.000 –> 00:06:13.199] bangs starts to take a quick look at my brain data

[00:06:13.199 –> 00:06:17.519] anything to worry about the doctor your mind starts to wander to the new

[00:06:17.519 –> 00:06:21.920] colleague on your team no way no you shouldn’t come on

[00:06:21.920 –> 00:06:28.000] given the policy against intra office romance, but you can’t help fantasizing.

[00:06:28.000 –> 00:06:33.560] But then you start to worry that your boss will notice your amorous feelings when she

[00:06:33.560 –> 00:06:35.560] checks your brain activity.

[00:06:35.560 –> 00:06:36.560] What?

[00:06:36.560 –> 00:06:38.879] What is your attention back to the presence?

[00:06:38.879 –> 00:06:40.519] Imagine all the shitty things you’ve thought of at work.

[00:06:40.519 –> 00:06:41.519] I know.

[00:06:41.519 –> 00:06:42.519] And your boss knowing?

[00:06:42.519 –> 00:06:43.519] I know.

[00:06:43.519 –> 00:06:44.519] Congratulations on your brain metrics.

[00:06:44.519 –> 00:06:47.000] From the past quarter,

[00:06:47.000 –> 00:06:55.000] which have earned you another performance bonus. So you get bonuses for thinking a certain

[00:06:55.000 –> 00:07:05.060] way. Where is it going from? has fallen over the office. Along with emails, text messages,

[00:07:05.060 –> 00:07:07.480] and GPS location data,

[00:07:07.480 –> 00:07:10.680] the government has subpoenaed employees brainwave data

[00:07:10.680 –> 00:07:12.680] from the past year.

[00:07:12.680 –> 00:07:15.779] They have compelling evidence that one of your coworkers

[00:07:15.779 –> 00:07:18.540] has committed massive wire fraud.

[00:07:18.540 –> 00:07:22.000] Now, they’re looking for his co-conspirators.

[00:07:22.000 –> 00:07:25.959] You discover they are looking for synchronized brain activity

[00:07:25.959 –> 00:07:29.759] between your coworker and the people he has been working with.

[00:07:29.759 –> 00:07:32.120] While you know you’re innocent of any crime,

[00:07:32.120 –> 00:07:33.759] you’ve been secretly working with him

[00:07:33.759 –> 00:07:35.920] on a new startup venture.

[00:07:35.920 –> 00:07:38.240] Shaking, you remove your earbuds.

[00:07:39.160 –> 00:07:40.879] You know what’s crazy about that?

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