8-Aug-23
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[00:00:00.000 –> 00:00:09.720] Joe Rogan Forecast, Check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience, Train My Day, Joe Rogan Podcast, My Night, All Day!
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[00:00:13.720 –> 00:00:29.280] We’re up, what’s happening, I’m hanging out. Dude, you look fucking great, I told you that when I saw you but I wanted to tell you it on air, you look fucking great, man. You said you lost 60? Like 60? I was like 240 and I’m like 185. That’s amazing. Yes sir. And you said just by cutting out soda. Yeah, I don’t drink.
[00:00:29.280 –> 00:00:59.160] There’s a lot of shows. Yeah, like shows, soda, soda is so bad. It’s so bad. It’s so bad. But it’s so good. I have a soda. I’m a bad boy and I have a monster energy but Celsius is so good too. Have you had one of those? Yeah, I have the good. Yeah. The key to those things is just every now and then. That’s the thing. Yeah, every now and then you reward yourself with the Coca-Cola. It’s nice. On these hot Texas days, I’ve been here. We did Dallas.
[00:00:59.160 –> 00:01:28.800] Two days, yesterday, back to back. Yesterday and the night before. I’m coming to see you tomorrow night. Oh, it’s cool. I’m coming to Houston. Let’s go. Did you buy tickets? Yeah. Oh, Joe, you didn’t have to do that. Because if you said we hooked you up, I was like, “What the hell?” I didn’t know. But since you said you buy it, thank you so much. My pleasure. My pleasure. I’m excited. Me too. I’m excited, man. But, yeah, especially out in this heat, dude. Just like, you know what, I had a great show. You know what, I’m feeling a little bit better.
[00:01:28.800 –> 00:01:35.160] I’m feeling a little bit naughty. I’m going to have myself Coke on ice. Yeah. So good.
[00:01:35.160 –> 00:01:39.840] Like, reward yourself. The problem is when people do it all day, every day. Yeah. That’s what it’s just.
[00:01:39.840 –> 00:01:43.760] Your body doesn’t know what to do with that kind of sugar because it’s so unnatural.
[00:01:43.760 –> 00:01:48.000] Your body never gets sugar like that in the wild. You get sugar and fruit.
[00:01:48.000 –> 00:01:53.360] You know, when you have like a glass of sugar water, it’s just pouring right into your bloodstream.
[00:01:53.360 –> 00:01:58.120] Your body’s like, “What the fuck is this?” I like, I like guarana. Ooh, that’s good stuff.
[00:01:58.120 –> 00:02:05.240] That is crazy stuff. Yeah. It’s naturally caffeinated or something. Yeah, the berries. It’s crazy.
[00:02:05.240 –> 00:02:10.640] Yeah. That’s acai. That’s the same things when you get an acai bowl that’s morana. That’s the berries.
[00:02:10.640 –> 00:02:16.240] Man, I remember going to Brazil the first time and I was like, “Oh, they’re so good.”
[00:02:16.240 –> 00:02:22.360] And also, I was like bouncing off the wall, fucking like, “Oh my God, dude, I feel crazy right now.”
[00:02:22.360 –> 00:02:27.000] It’s delicious, though. What is that called guarana? What is the name of that soda?
[00:02:27.000 –> 00:02:29.880] I think that’s what it’s called. I think that’s what it’s called by Antarctica.
[00:02:29.880 –> 00:02:34.680] Is that what it is? I think it’s an Antarctica brand. Not from Antarctica. Super legit.
[00:02:34.680 –> 00:02:38.680] I love it. Do you think they know how to eat over there too? In Antarctica? No, in Brazil, yeah.
[00:02:38.680 –> 00:02:43.560] Guarana and Antarctica. Yeah, there it is. That stuff’s the shit.
[00:02:43.560 –> 00:02:49.880] Dude, and they give you a beer. You go down to the beach and they give you a beer in like this
[00:02:49.880 –> 00:02:54.840] rock that’s like ice cold. Well, I don’t know if it’s a rock, but whatever it is. Ceramic.
[00:02:54.840 –> 00:02:58.520] I don’t know, but it’s really cold. And the beer is like the coldest beer I’ve ever had,
[00:02:58.520 –> 00:03:02.760] and it was so good. On the beach. It was so good. They don’t have a party down there on the beach
[00:03:02.760 –> 00:03:07.880] in Brazil. It’s so fun. Yeah, it’s a great, great country. We’re going down there for tour.
[00:03:07.880 –> 00:03:13.400] So we got a lot of tours. So we’re doing this US tour. Then we’re doing seven days off.
[00:03:13.400 –> 00:03:19.160] Then we go to South America, I think. So I’m excited. Wow. Have you performed in South
[00:03:19.160 –> 00:03:24.040] America before? Yes, sir. Yeah, rock and Rio and stuff. And it’s so much fun, man. Yeah.
[00:03:24.040 –> 00:03:32.200] They love music. It’s so much fun. There’s not a piece, an ounce of hate in the whole crowd.
[00:03:32.200 –> 00:03:37.320] Everybody’s just having such a great time. And that makes me more excited. Do you know?
[00:03:37.320 –> 00:03:44.040] Because sometimes I’ll go do these shows. A lot of more corporate shows where I’m just like,
[00:03:44.040 –> 00:03:49.800] hey, do you guys even really like me? But everybody there is just having so much fun.
[00:03:49.800 –> 00:03:55.800] Right. The corporate ones are weird, right? I have fun, but a lot of the time it’s like,
[00:03:55.800 –> 00:04:02.520] you can’t read the crowd. Because everybody’s, you know, I feel like more like a jazz band
[00:04:02.520 –> 00:04:07.960] or like a lounge band at a restaurant or something, you know. Right. Which is weird. It’s weird.
[00:04:07.960 –> 00:04:12.360] It’s weird. They want to pay that much money to have someone come. And then it’s just that
[00:04:12.360 –> 00:04:16.520] you’re a big name. And it’s like, look, we got Post Malone, but you know, I’m over here.
[00:04:16.520 –> 00:04:21.080] Talking to somebody, not paying attention. And yeah, I don’t know. You know, people who pay
[00:04:21.080 –> 00:04:26.840] to come to the show, I’m like, okay, you guys paid. You guys definitely, you guys at least know
[00:04:26.840 –> 00:04:35.400] who I am for sure. But yeah, I’m not sure. I can’t read the crowd, but I went to my friend Dana
[00:04:35.400 –> 00:04:38.920] White and he had a birthday party when he was 40 and they hired stone temple pilots.
[00:04:38.920 –> 00:04:45.880] Sick. It was sick. Sick. First of all, those motherfuckers performed like there was
[00:04:45.880 –> 00:04:51.000] 80,000 people there. And it was one of those things where we had to get people to stop
[00:04:51.000 –> 00:04:54.840] and pay attention. Guys, fucking stone temple pilots is here.
[00:04:54.840 –> 00:05:02.920] Yeah, I don’t know. They went hard. I mean, they did, like, full energy show. It was very
[00:05:02.920 –> 00:05:08.440] impressive. It was like, very inspirational. It’s like, wow, these guys are at a birthday party.
[00:05:08.440 –> 00:05:15.240] And they’re giving them fucking stone temple pilots. That’s badass. It was badass. It was amazing.
[00:05:15.240 –> 00:05:20.760] It was amazing. I don’t know if I could, like, you just hear, if I get an interstate,
[00:05:20.760 –> 00:05:27.880] with an interstate love song. And you’re like, how do you talk? How do you,
[00:05:27.880 –> 00:05:31.640] how do you not just, like, right? How are you like, wait, yeah, I don’t know.
[00:05:31.640 –> 00:05:37.640] Well, it’s just, you know, hobnobbing. That’s the thing, and you go to those things, like,
[00:05:37.640 –> 00:05:43.080] and everybody’s already hobnobbing. So people like social networking and there’s people with
[00:05:43.080 –> 00:05:48.120] motives, and they’re trying to be more friendly with the guy at the top and this kind of shit.
[00:05:48.120 –> 00:05:58.040] And then also, what they fucking went hard. They went hard, like, they had the best fans in the
[00:05:58.040 –> 00:06:03.960] world. And there was, like, 80,000 of them. It was a fucking amazing show. It was so impressive, man.
[00:06:03.960 –> 00:06:10.920] It was so impressive. Another band with stone. It’s Queens of the Stone Ages.
[00:06:10.920 –> 00:06:16.440] Oh, those guys are great. I want to see them. I’ve not seen them live, but I had Josh on the show.
[00:06:16.440 –> 00:06:19.960] How was he? Very cool guy. We got a good friend in Bourdain.
[00:06:19.960 –> 00:06:22.920] Yeah. He was good for instance, with Bourdain too.
[00:06:22.920 –> 00:06:28.680] He’s a fucking interesting dude, though. Very interesting dude. And their music is fucking.
[00:06:28.680 –> 00:06:34.920] It’s so smart. So interesting. It’s so smart. Yeah. It’s so distinctive. Like,
[00:06:34.920 –> 00:06:38.920] their music is so distinctive. Like, you hear a song that sounds like them.
[00:06:38.920 –> 00:06:43.480] Right. You know what I mean? He’s got a voice in. And he can write a hell of a song.
[00:06:43.480 –> 00:06:47.240] Hell of a song. Yeah. It’s just, I don’t know. Like, some of the stuff they do, I’m like,
[00:06:47.240 –> 00:06:51.160] how do you even think of that? Right. There’s so many artists like that. But I’m like,
[00:06:51.160 –> 00:06:59.480] in that setting and then that first record with Dave, like, just banging on dude. Oh my god.
[00:06:59.480 –> 00:07:07.320] It’s so good. Yeah, it’s so good. Well, we’re at an amazing time for art, for both music and a lot
[00:07:07.320 –> 00:07:12.040] of other things too. There’s just so much good shit out there now. That’s true. But I figured,
[00:07:12.040 –> 00:07:17.640] you know, that the way things are moving, I got like four or five months before people,
[00:07:17.640 –> 00:07:23.240] like the robot songs more than my songs. I don’t think that’s right here. I hear some of them.
[00:07:23.240 –> 00:07:27.880] And I’m like, oh man, that’s so good dude. Who wrote that? That was Chad GPT wrote that
[00:07:27.880 –> 00:07:32.600] fuck man. That’s a great song. But it is a great song. But people will know.
[00:07:33.800 –> 00:07:41.160] People will know. Like, there’s women that do not want diamonds that were made in a lab. Sure.
[00:07:41.160 –> 00:07:47.880] Which is crazy because it’s just a diamond. Like, they have an ability now to man make diamonds.
[00:07:47.880 –> 00:07:52.600] They have some crazy machine and they can press carbon and they can make diamonds. But
[00:07:52.600 –> 00:07:56.120] women only like them if they’re coming out of the ground. Well, I know how to make gold.
[00:07:56.120 –> 00:08:00.760] Really? Yeah. I can turn anything into gold. I watched a video on it.
[00:08:01.560 –> 00:08:05.960] What do you do? Yeah, it’s yeah. Alchemy. Yeah, I was watching a little alchemy video.
[00:08:05.960 –> 00:08:11.960] And so all you need to do is ferment your piss for like like a year or so and then you’re good
[00:08:11.960 –> 00:08:15.000] and then eat it. Oh, then eat it by the way. You got to eat it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s how
[00:08:15.000 –> 00:08:21.800] you make gold. Yeah. I think so. That’s what they were saying. People used to try to make gold.
[00:08:21.800 –> 00:08:26.520] They used to try to figure out a way to make gold. Isaac Newton. Did he really? Yeah. He was
[00:08:26.520 –> 00:08:31.800] super into alchemy. Like when like the smartest did. Oh, you could figure out. I mean, I guess
[00:08:31.800 –> 00:08:35.640] back then he probably thought, I wonder if you can. I wonder if there is some way to do it with a
[00:08:35.640 –> 00:08:40.120] certain amount of energy that we don’t currently possess. Where you can take other metals and turn
[00:08:40.120 –> 00:08:46.040] them into different metals. I mean diamonds. I mean, it’s a pressure thing. Spray paint. Yeah.
[00:08:46.040 –> 00:08:54.760] You make anything gold really. I love gold. Fool’s gold. Yeah. I have a friend who lives up in Alaska
[00:08:54.760 –> 00:09:01.560] and he owns a gold mine. Have you ever seen the the bone yard in screen page? No, sir.
[00:09:01.560 –> 00:09:06.920] It’s insane. He’s got this area in Alaska. Apparently there was a mass die off there that
[00:09:06.920 –> 00:09:11.880] probably had something to do with a comet impact somewhere around the younger Dryas period. And
[00:09:11.880 –> 00:09:19.320] there’s tons of woolly mammoth bones there. He has warehouses, fields, and it’s all his land.
[00:09:19.320 –> 00:09:25.240] And he’s a gold miner. So it’s like and he’s wealthy. He doesn’t give a fuck. This guy Johnny
[00:09:25.240 –> 00:09:31.400] comes on here smoking cigarettes, telling the story of his life. And he’s got warehouses full of
[00:09:31.400 –> 00:09:41.480] priceless stone, you know, bones, these fucking ancient like cave bear heads and step bison’s.
[00:09:41.480 –> 00:09:45.720] That’s just that’s just poor. So this is not like the most valuable
[00:09:45.720 –> 00:09:51.400] shit in the world. He’s got warehouses filled with it. Was that an Ariak? I don’t know what the fuck
[00:09:51.400 –> 00:09:58.760] that it’s like. Horn is that stem? He’s got teeth and horns and they found certain cats.
[00:09:58.760 –> 00:10:03.080] What is that? They don’t know what that is yet. They’ve found that it’s mummified. It’s a tiny
[00:10:03.080 –> 00:10:09.960] little mummified creature. Oh, that’s one of them Alaskan chupacabras. They have to get that
[00:10:09.960 –> 00:10:13.880] examined. Yeah, so much shit. He has to mean he’s kind of an expert on it now, but he kind of
[00:10:13.880 –> 00:10:17.560] asked to bring people in to tell them, Hey, what the fuck is this? Yeah, that’s crazy.
[00:10:17.560 –> 00:10:22.520] They just hose the side of this cliff. They just hose down the permafrost and then bone
[00:10:22.520 –> 00:10:26.920] start poking up and then they go in further and they just been doing this for years now.
[00:10:26.920 –> 00:10:32.040] It’s insane. That’s so cool. It’s fucking cool. You never know what you’re going to get.
[00:10:32.040 –> 00:10:36.040] They find dinosaurs and stuff over. Yeah, I’m found dinosaurs. It’s all stuff from
[00:10:36.040 –> 00:10:43.080] like 12,000. Who gets his woolly mammoth the dinosaur? No, woolly mammoth’s an ancient elephant.
[00:10:43.080 –> 00:10:48.680] Right. Yeah, so it’s not how long did they exist for? Did they hang out with dinosaurs?
[00:10:48.680 –> 00:10:53.560] Okay, so they were never hanging out with dinos. You never saw like a T-Rex or a spinosaurus
[00:10:53.560 –> 00:10:58.040] and woolly mammoth hanging out. I’d like to go to that party though. I think the T-Rex is
[00:10:58.040 –> 00:11:03.080] about to aid them all. You know what I just found out? This is fucking crazy. Sharks are older than
[00:11:03.080 –> 00:11:13.800] trees. Sharks have existed before trees existed. I get what? Like 50 million years before trees.
[00:11:13.800 –> 00:11:19.480] There were sharks. That’s crazy. That’s crazy. So, I mean, I don’t know. Maybe it makes sense since.
[00:11:19.480 –> 00:11:27.000] Yeah, look at that. Here it goes. So, trees. It’s so weird to just talk about trees is like,
[00:11:27.000 –> 00:11:32.360] did you hear sharks was older than trees? Like there are two people. So, trees is really
[00:11:32.360 –> 00:11:38.600] familiar. Familiarly know them. A primary trunk, large height, a crown of leaves and fronds
[00:11:38.600 –> 00:11:43.960] didn’t appear on the planet until the Devonian, how do you say that? Devonian? Devonian period?
[00:11:43.960 –> 00:11:48.600] Some 360 million years ago. You might be surprised to learn that sharks are older than trees.
[00:11:48.600 –> 00:11:53.240] They’ve been around for at least 400 million years. That’s crazy. Yeah, that’s fucking funny.
[00:11:53.240 –> 00:12:00.680] So, I mean, did life come from the water? Yeah, most likely. So, I mean, it kind of makes sense,
[00:12:00.680 –> 00:12:07.160] I guess. But imagine just like what shark went up onto the land and became a tree.
[00:12:07.160 –> 00:12:12.120] You know what I mean? I don’t think it worked that way. Well, I don’t know how it worked. I
[00:12:12.120 –> 00:12:20.680] wasn’t there. But there’s must have been like some kind of amoeba or life form that slid up
[00:12:20.680 –> 00:12:26.120] onto land and was like, I’m going to be, I’m going to be a tree. And then another guy’s like,
[00:12:26.120 –> 00:12:32.200] you can fucking be a tree. I’m being this fucking massive aquatic creature that can just bite anything
[00:12:32.200 –> 00:12:38.120] in half. What’s bizarre is when you think of the variety, just a sheer variety of life forms
[00:12:38.120 –> 00:12:43.160] that exist on this planet. Both plants and animals and mushrooms, which breathe air.
[00:12:43.160 –> 00:12:49.160] Mushrooms breathe air like we do. That’s pretty cool. Yeah, they don’t do the photosynthesis thing.
[00:12:49.160 –> 00:12:55.640] Well, now I feel bad. They don’t. I just ate. I think they want you to. I have a theory.
[00:12:55.640 –> 00:13:01.720] He does. I’m trying to get in there. Yeah, I think so. You should do an experiment and have a mushroom.
[00:13:01.720 –> 00:13:08.360] You know how they do like how trees go towards the light? They end up growing more towards where
[00:13:08.360 –> 00:13:14.520] there’s the most light? Yeah, if like the shroom grows towards a human. Like eat me.
[00:13:15.240 –> 00:13:20.200] I don’t think they grow towards humans. But one of the, have you ever heard of the stone dape theory?
[00:13:20.200 –> 00:13:29.720] No sir. The stone dape theories is there’s this guy who’s an ethno botanist and like a psychedelic
[00:13:29.720 –> 00:13:37.080] guru. His name is Terence McKenna. And Terence McKenna had this theory and it coincides with the,
[00:13:37.080 –> 00:13:41.480] there’s a lot of interesting things about it. But it’s about the doubling of the human brain size.