7/4/2012
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This podcast features Joe Rogan and Josh Barnett discussing a range of topics, from coconut water to the apocalypse. While the conversation touches on the UFC and the upcoming Chelsea Sutton vs. Anderson Silva fight, the focus mainly revolves around the duo’s quirky personalities and humorous takes on everyday life. Underlying themes explore the importance of embracing individuality, navigating the complexities of fame, and appreciating the simple pleasures in life.
Topics:
1. **Coconut Water**: This seemingly innocuous topic sparked an animated conversation about the best brands, with Rogan extolling the virtues of C2O coconut water, emphasizing its sweetness and health benefits. He contrasted it with “watered down elephant load” – a colorful descriptor for inferior coconut water. The discussion further delved into the benefits of fresh coconut water and the various forms, including those with pulp.
2. **Morning Glory Seeds**: Rogan casually brought up the psychedelic properties of morning glory seeds, prompting a playful discussion about their potential as a drug and the dangers of chemically treated seeds. The conversation highlighted the unexpected side of seemingly benign substances and the curiosity surrounding psychedelics.
3. **Onnit Supplements**: Rogan enthusiastically promoted Onnit’s products, particularly Alpha Brain, a cognitive-enhancing supplement. He explained its supposed benefits in increasing neurotransmitters and acknowledged his limited understanding of the science behind it, relying on the expertise of others. He stressed the importance of research and the 100% money-back guarantee offered by Onnit, demonstrating his confidence in the product’s efficacy.
4. **Fleshlight**: The conversation took a humorous turn with the mention of Fleshlight, a sex toy company sponsoring the podcast. Rogan awkwardly addressed the sponsorship, acknowledging its sensitive nature but promoting the product nonetheless. The discussion transitioned to the company’s expansion into female toys, with Rogan voicing his opinion on the design of sex toys. He suggested a more “mechanical and boxy” approach, contrasting with the “giant phallic symbols” that he found unsettling.
5. **Josh Barnett’s 1969 Oldsmobile**: Rogan emphasized Josh Barnett’s unique personality by highlighting his penchant for driving a vintage 1969 Oldsmobile. He expressed his admiration for Barnett’s daring and unconventional lifestyle, contrasting it with his own experience navigating the congested Los Angeles freeways. The conversation touched on the challenges of driving old cars and the appreciation for their artistic qualities.
6. **Vegas Trip**: Rogan excitedly announced his upcoming trip to Vegas, including a live podcast from rehab, a bar at the Hard Rock Hotel. The discussion transitioned to the various events taking place during the weekend, including UFC, Doug Benson’s show, and the potential for chaos. The conversation veered into the historical context of Vegas, highlighting the dangers of drug use in the city’s strict past and the evolution of its social landscape.
7. **Lava Lamps**: Rogan engaged in a comical discussion about lava lamps, speculating on their potential for government surveillance. He imagined a world where lava lamps are used to track stoners, with LCD screens embedded in the lava for “annoying” entertainment purposes. The conversation highlighted their shared fascination with technology and the absurd possibilities of using seemingly harmless objects for tracking and control.
8. **Rehab Parties**: Rogan reminisced about rehab parties, describing the wild atmosphere, potential for sunburns and drunken antics. He contrasted the scene with the controlled and curated environment of their podcast recording space, suggesting that a podcast would be impossible amid such chaos and rampant sexual activity. The conversation touched on the different realities of Vegas and the challenges of navigating its unique social dynamics.
9. **Arab Perceptions of Western Civilization**: Rogan offered his perspective on Arab perceptions of Western civilization, citing wild videos like those taken at rehab parties as evidence of societal decline. He acknowledged the hypocrisy of this perspective, referencing the participation of even extremist individuals in activities like strip clubs. The conversation touched on cultural differences, the dangers of stereotyping, and the complex realities of global politics.
10. **Apocalypse**: Rogan speculated about the survival prospects of various locations during an apocalypse, emphasizing the vulnerability of desert cities like Vegas. He argued that cities with access to resources and transportation would be more viable, suggesting places like Pacifico or Michigan. The discussion touched on the challenges of living in a post-apocalyptic world, relying on traditional skills and finding sustainable solutions.
11. **Fast Eddie**: Rogan’s story about meeting a man named Fast Eddie led to a playful discussion about the significance of the name. He emphasized the uniqueness of the name, attributing it to Paul Newman’s character in the film “The Hustler.” The conversation highlighted their fascination with pop culture and the complexities of identity.
12. **Andy Griffith’s Death**: Rogan shared the news of Andy Griffith’s death, expressing his admiration for the actor and his iconic role in “The Andy Griffith Show.” He discussed the actor’s decision to be buried immediately after his death, highlighting the various cultural perspectives on death and burial practices. The conversation explored the impact of celebrities on society and the lasting influence of classic television shows.
13. **Embalming**: Rogan expressed his dislike for embalming, suggesting that burying the body naturally is a more fitting and respectful practice. He contrasted the traditional practice of preserving the body with makeup and rosary beads with his vision of a more natural approach to death. The conversation touched on the changing cultural views on death and the importance of embracing the natural cycle of life.
14. **Fishbone Beaches**: Rogan described the unusual phenomenon of fishbone beaches, highlighting the unsettling sight and smell of such locations. He recounted a documentary about a former resort town that had become a desolate wasteland, showcasing the fragility of ecosystems and the impact of environmental changes. The conversation touched on the importance of environmental awareness and the dangers of pollution.
15. **Bing Search Engine**: Rogan shared his annoyance with a recent Bing search experience, attributing it to “Microsoft fuckery.” He expressed his concern over the unexpected switch from Google to Bing, highlighting the potential for privacy concerns and the unsettling nature of unexpected algorithmic changes. The conversation highlighted the importance of privacy, the pervasiveness of technology, and the potential for unseen manipulations in the digital world.
16. **Salt and Sea Documentary**: Rogan recommended the documentary “Plagues and Pleasures of the Salt and Sea,” by John Waters, highlighting its portrayal of the decline of a former resort town. He discussed the documentary’s exploration of environmental degradation and the contrasting narratives surrounding the area’s past and present. The conversation emphasized the power of documentaries in raising awareness about important issues and the complexities of human impact on the environment.
17. **Sushi and Parasites**: Rogan expressed his current aversion to sushi after a recent illness, highlighting the potential dangers of parasites in raw fish. He recommended consuming saltwater sushi over freshwater, emphasizing the need for caution with freshwater fish. The conversation touched on the importance of food safety, the potential risks of consuming raw food, and the need for a balanced approach to dietary choices.
18. **Seth McFarlane**: Rogan discussed his admiration for Seth McFarlane, the creator of “Family Guy,” praising his success and genuineness. He acknowledged the rivalry between McFarlane and the creators of “South Park,” Matt Stone and Trey Parker, highlighting the competitive nature of the entertainment industry. The conversation touched on the impact of animated television shows, the dynamics of creative rivalries, and the power of humor in society.
19. **Electrical Shock**: The podcast concluded with an unexpected twist when Rogan received an electrical shock from the microphone, highlighting the potential dangers of faulty equipment and the unpredictable nature of everyday life. He jokingly suggested that the shock was a sign of divine retribution for his past actions, emphasizing the comedic nature of even potentially serious situations.
20. **Unidentified Substance**: The podcast ended abruptly as Rogan and Barnett attempted to diagnose the cause of Rogan’s electrical shock. They speculated about the source of the unknown substance that triggered the shock, hinting at the unpredictable nature of their comedic partnership and the potential for unexpected events to disrupt their planned recording sessions.
Memorable Quotes:
“It’s a terrible taste. and instead it was sweet and delicious. I was like, what the fuck kind of coconut water is this?” – Rogan’s humorous description of his first encounter with C2O coconut water.
“Girls with really big boobs swinging those battle ropes around naked. I would think that you would be worried about that because those girls maybe could kill you with their hands, and a girl could whip those battle ups around.” – Rogan’s playful speculation about the dangers of battle ropes in the hands of attractive women.
“If you get a if you get a fleshlight.com. They have a thing for female toys. And one of them is it looks like Oh, Jesus. Oh, okay. They I think these are the kinds that are that enjoys or See, dudes would be way happier with vibrators and Dildos and stuff if they weren’t shaped like dicks.” – Rogan’s humorous and slightly awkward discussion about female sex toys and his preferred design for such products.
“And that was a lightning bolt. I see. Fucking clear. It’s gonna walk it off after I’m gonna walk it off.” – Rogan’s attempt to downplay the seriousness of his electrical shock, showcasing his comedic resilience.
“I’m glad that the podcast started at least a little late because we would have been stumbling idiots. We got a hold of some pot that is from another planet.” – Rogan’s humorous explanation for their unusual behavior, highlighting the power of cannabis and its potential to alter reality.
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