5/14/2014
This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience dives into a hilarious and thought-provoking conversation with stand-up comedians Doug Stanhope and Tom Rhodes. With a blend of raw humor, insightful commentary, and philosophical tangents, the podcast explores a wide range of topics, touching on personal experiences, societal issues, and even the mysteries of the universe.
Major Topics
Legal Zoom
- Doug Stanhope pitches Legal Zoom, emphasizing its usefulness for various legal needs, including incorporation, LLC formation, and even consent forms.
- The discussion highlights the importance of legal preparedness, especially for comedians on the road, with a humorous twist on consent and video confessions.
- Legal Zoom’s referral code, “Rogan,” is provided for listeners to save money.
- The episode delves into the potential for Legal Zoom to provide legal advice and connect users with attorneys in emergency situations.
Ting
- Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan discuss the benefits of Ting’s cell phone service, emphasizing its no-contract, pay-as-you-go model.
- They highlight Ting’s flexibility and cost-effectiveness, especially for individuals who use their phones infrequently or in a limited capacity.
- The episode touches upon the challenges of using smartphones, particularly Uber, and the potential benefits of using Ting’s service as a solution.
- Rogan.ting.com is provided as a referral link for listeners to save $25.
Celebrity Death Pool
- The podcast features a discussion about the Stand Up Celebrity Death Pool, with Doug Stanhope revealing his choice of Chewbacca as a potential pick.
- They touch upon the mortality of tall individuals, referencing Will Chamberlain and his encounter with a fan questioning his lifespan.
- The conversation explores the factors that contribute to longevity, including genetics, diet, and social connections, highlighting the impact of stress.
- Stanhope uses the example of Asians not typically developing lung cancer due to their lack of dairy in their diets, challenging generalizations about health outcomes.
Tang
- The podcast revisits the history of Tang, the powdered orange drink popularized during the space program, and discusses its evolution over time.
- They explore the marketing strategies used to promote Tang, highlighting its association with astronauts and a sense of nutritional value.
- The conversation discusses the potential for Tang to be seen as a symbol of American culture and the shift in perception as people become more critical of its nutritional value.
- The episode explores the current availability of Tang in both powdered and ready-to-drink forms, including sugar-free options with aspartame, showcasing its enduring presence in the market.
Smoking and Vaping
- The podcast delves into the challenges of quitting smoking, with Doug Stanhope sharing his personal struggle and experiences with both cigarettes and vaping.
- They discuss the accessibility of cigarettes and the temptation to indulge, especially within the context of comedy and its “fuck it” mentality.
- Stanhope acknowledges the potential downsides of vaping, particularly the high nicotine intake, and compares it to smoking cigarettes.
- The episode highlights the contrast between smoking cigarettes and vaping weed, suggesting the latter is less harmful, but acknowledges the overall negative effects of inhaling smoke.
Edibles
- The conversation explores the diverse range of edible cannabis products available in California, highlighting the evolution of weed culture beyond Amsterdam.
- They discuss the potency and psychedelic effects of high-milligram edibles, warning listeners to be cautious with dosage and pre-existing mental health conditions.
- Stanhope shares a humorous anecdote about a potential negative experience with edibles, emphasizing the potential for a catatonic state and undesirable consequences.
- The episode touches upon the ethical considerations of unregulated cannabis products, particularly regarding potential harm and consumer safety.
Bert Kreischer
- Doug Stanhope expresses his admiration for comedian Bert Kreischer, describing him as a “sweetie” and a “wicked man crush.”
- Stanhope highlights Kreischer’s relatable nature and likability, drawing parallels between their personalities and lifestyles.
- The episode touches upon the challenges of navigating potentially controversial content while maintaining a positive public image, particularly for comedians who work on platforms like the Travel Channel.
- They discuss the potential impact of social media and streaming services on comedians’ choices regarding content and personal brand.
Anthony Bourdain
- Joe Rogan shares his admiration for Anthony Bourdain, mentioning his wife’s connection to jiu-jitsu and the impact of Bourdain’s passing on his show.
- The episode reveals Rogan’s intention to record podcasts with Bourdain and other notable comedians in New York City, highlighting the limitations of bringing guests to Los Angeles.
- They discuss the potential for using SiriusXM’s “Busby” service to transport guests more conveniently, showcasing Rogan’s commitment to expanding the podcast’s reach.
- The conversation touches upon the challenges of balancing personal and professional commitments, particularly for individuals as busy as Louis C.K. and Anthony Bourdain.
Joey Diaz
- Doug Stanhope highlights Joey Diaz’s exceptional comedic talent, describing him as one of the funniest people he’s ever seen.
- The conversation touches upon Diaz’s unreliability in the past, with Stanhope sharing anecdotes about Diaz vanishing during tours and the challenges of securing a backup opener.
- Stanhope expresses his joy and admiration for Diaz’s recent success, emphasizing his dedication to stand-up and the positive impact of audience appreciation.
- The episode dives into the evolving relationship between Diaz and Stanhope, showcasing their camaraderie and mutual respect, highlighting Diaz’s transformation from an unreliable performer to a dedicated comedian.
Blood Regennequin
- Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan discuss the controversial blood regennequin treatment, developed by a German doctor, as a potential solution for inflammation and pain.
- The episode explores the scientific basis of the treatment, highlighting the use of centrifuges and heat to create an anti-inflammatory response within the blood.
- Stanhope shares his personal experience with the treatment and its effectiveness, citing examples of athletes and individuals with arthritis who have benefited from it.
- The conversation touches upon the accessibility and cost of the treatment, highlighting the potential barriers to access for those with limited financial resources.
Mike Favorman
- Doug Stanhope tells a hilarious story about a comedian named Mike Favorman, who punched a young, arrogant comedian in the face after he made a disrespectful comment to Sean Ralphs.
- The episode highlights Favorman’s reputation as a “savage” and his ability to handle confrontations with confidence.
- Favorman’s unique and memorable story about getting caught masturbating in his hotel room by a maid adds a layer of humor and intrigue to the podcast.
- The conversation explores the dynamics of the comedy scene and the importance of respect within a community of performers.
9/11
- Doug Stanhope shares a poignant and humorous anecdote about his experience on 9/11, highlighting the surreal feeling of normalcy amidst a world-altering event.
- The episode touches upon the emotional and psychological impact of witnessing a historical tragedy, with Stanhope and his friends getting high together as a coping mechanism.
- Stanhope reveals his thoughts on the potential for future attacks and the uncertainty of the world’s future, showcasing his vulnerability and the shared anxieties of the time.
- The conversation delves into the absurdity of everyday life continuing despite a global crisis, referencing the open status of Baja Fresh and the seemingly unaffected behavior of lions at a zoo in Amsterdam.
Comedy Boxing Match
- Joe Rogan shares his surprise at discovering a comedy boxing match filmed by a friend, featuring Josh Blue and Crazy Legs Sega.
- The episode touches upon the risks and potential consequences of such a match, highlighting the potential for serious injury.
- The conversation explores the role of humor and entertainment within a competitive environment, questioning the ethical considerations of a boxing match between individuals with disabilities.
- Rogan and Stanhope express their knowledge of brain damage and the potential impact of boxing on physical and cognitive health.
Ventral Hernia
- Doug Stanhope reveals his experiences with ventral hernia, sharing a humorous anecdote about his discovery and the reaction of his girlfriend, Bingo.
- The episode touches upon Stanhope’s approach to dealing with medical issues, highlighting his tendency to ignore them and his aversion to seeking medical attention.
- Stanhope’s humorously morbid approach to his hernia adds a layer of dark comedy to the podcast, contrasting his casual attitude with the potential seriousness of the condition.
- The conversation explores the human tendency to prioritize immediate gratification over long-term health, showcasing Stanhope’s self-deprecating humor and relatable experiences.
Blackout in Philadelphia
- Doug Stanhope shares a hilarious and slightly terrifying story about blacking out in Philadelphia after a night of drinking and falling off a stool.
- The episode highlights Stanhope’s lack of health insurance and his reluctance to seek medical attention, showcasing his unconventional approach to health care.
- The conversation touches upon the absurdities of the healthcare system and the challenges of navigating insurance policies, especially for individuals who avoid medical attention.
- Stanhope’s humorously exaggerated recounting of his blackout and subsequent walk to the hospital adds a layer of self-deprecation and relatable experience to the podcast.
Jiu-Jitsu
- Joe Rogan emphasizes the inclusivity of jiu-jitsu, highlighting its accessibility for individuals of all ages, shapes, and sizes.
- The conversation touches upon the potential for injury within competitive MMA, acknowledging the inherent risks associated with the sport.
- Stanhope shares his personal journey with jiu-jitsu, revealing his struggles with injuries and the allure of the sport that keeps him coming back.
- Rogan’s playful threat to engage in a death match with Stanhope after the podcast, showcases their shared passion for jiu-jitsu and the potential for friendly rivalry.
Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency
- Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope delve into the complexities of Bitcoin and cryptocurrency, acknowledging their limited understanding of the technology.
- The episode explores the potential for Bitcoin to serve as an alternative currency, highlighting its decentralized nature and the removal of inflation.
- They discuss the vulnerabilities of cryptocurrency, particularly the risk of theft and fraud, referencing the Magic: The Gathering hack and the loss of millions of dollars in Bitcoin.
- The conversation touches upon the broader implications of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, raising questions about the future of money and the potential for a decentralized financial system.
Communication and Humor
- Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan discuss the importance of communicating complex ideas through simplified analogies and relatable examples.
- They explore the power of using humor to make difficult subjects more accessible and to create a shared understanding among audiences.
- The conversation highlights the challenges of communicating with individuals who hold different perspectives and the importance of finding common ground.
- Stanhope’s suggestion of using “child-like” explanations as a strategy for making complex ideas more understandable underscores his commitment to making knowledge accessible.
The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast
- The podcast touches upon the potential benefits of doing solo podcasts, emphasizing the freedom of expression and the exploration of diverse topics without interruption.
- Rogan and Stanhope discuss the challenges of maintaining focus and direction during solo podcasting, highlighting the importance of finding a creative flow and avoiding self-consciousness.
- They share their experiences with improvisational comedy, referencing the practice of having audiences provide subjects and the spontaneity that emerges from unexpected ideas.
- The conversation explores the different dynamics of solo and collaborative podcasting, acknowledging the benefits of both formats and the evolving nature of the medium.
The Impact of Technology
- The podcast explores the impact of technology on privacy and the evolving landscape of information access.
- They discuss the potential for technology to blur the lines between public and private life, highlighting the dangers of constant surveillance and the loss of anonymity.
- The conversation touches upon the potential for future technologies, such as mind-to-mind communication, showcasing the rapid pace of technological advancement and its implications for humanity.
- Stanhope and Rogan acknowledge the inevitability of technological progress and its impact on society, highlighting the need for adapting to a world where privacy is increasingly elusive.
Social Justice and Inequality
- The podcast addresses the complexities of social justice and the disproportionate focus on specific incidents, particularly those involving celebrities.
- They discuss the need for a more nuanced understanding of racism and societal issues, questioning the emphasis on sensationalized cases while ignoring systemic problems.
- Stanhope and Rogan highlight the hypocrisy of condemning individuals like Donald Sterling while overlooking broader issues of racial injustice within the justice system.
- The conversation touches upon the potential for technology to expose inequalities and to hold individuals accountable for their actions, emphasizing the importance of a more equitable society.
The Future of Society
- Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan share their perspectives on the future of society, acknowledging the challenges and uncertainties that lie ahead.
- They discuss the potential for Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies to revolutionize the financial system and to create a more decentralized and equitable society.
- Stanhope’s humorous suggestion of taking over Bisbee and transforming it into a haven for Doug Stanhope fans showcases his creative and somewhat satirical vision for the future.
- The conversation concludes with a sense of hope and optimism, highlighting the potential for positive change and the importance of embracing a more connected and transparent world.
5 Memorable Quotes
- “You know what I’ve heard about Ting is they’re fantastic. Oh, you haven’t heard that? I I don’t bullshit people. Doug Stanley is trending on Twitter.”
- “I’m a hypocrite, because I like smoking weed. And I don’t think smoking weed is bad for you. It’s certainly not bad for you the same way and not not Now once the cigarette companies get a hold of it, either way, I don’t think it’s the best thing for you.”
- “The edibles here are ridiculous. You got every candy jolly rancher, candy weed. You you know, York, peppermint patties, anything you can think of. They’ve duplicated exactly like candy or Well, there there’s a little bit of an issue. There is a little bit of an issue with it. It’s beautiful that exists.”
- “I feel like you’re all set. You’re secure. You know? I got what I need. Retirement fuck that. I got I got a carton. And I’m a hypocrite, because I like smoking weed.”
- “It’s like, I I thought you went straight to vaporizer and edibles. I do those too. Yeah. I like edibles too much. I I I I just watched these smokes. So — Yeah. — just buck up. No. No. I do that too. I mean, it’s what Oh, yeah. But I’m I’m hypocritical in that sense because, like, smoke is not good.”