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[00:00:00.000 –> 00:00:05.719] The Joe Rogan experience
[00:00:05.719 –> 00:00:19.399] And we’re up. That’s it. Yeah, this is the latest comedy. Dogs with human voices. So they can’t cancel.
[00:00:19.399 –> 00:00:27.519] That’s so scared. So scared. They got a high buy dog. I’m so scared. Comedy’s man, they went away.
[00:00:27.519 –> 00:00:32.000] If you think about like, I mean obviously the Barbie movie, but there’s like one or two
[00:00:32.000 –> 00:00:33.840] good comedies a year now.
[00:00:33.840 –> 00:00:38.840] There used to be tons of even one or two named the last, like what’s a good comedy in the
[00:00:38.840 –> 00:00:41.759] recent fucking last six years, like a good comedy.
[00:00:41.759 –> 00:00:42.759] I couldn’t.
[00:00:42.759 –> 00:00:44.799] Like one that everybody tells you you have to see.
[00:00:44.799 –> 00:00:45.280] It’s been like
[00:00:45.920 –> 00:00:50.960] Super bad super bad the hangover rides mates bridesmaids. Yeah bridesmaids
[00:00:52.119 –> 00:00:59.679] Funny movie do funny movie those are all local comedies though. They’re wild-ass comedies, which is what wedding chasers
[00:01:00.079 –> 00:01:06.200] Wedding crashes like ten years ago, bro. Yeah, that was good. That was good fuck. Yeah, I was good
[00:01:08.040 –> 00:01:10.400] I’m ourselves lost another high behind dogs
[00:01:13.799 –> 00:01:15.799] Nashville, Tennessee ladies and gentlemen
[00:01:18.640 –> 00:01:25.000] Most Bachelorette parties for a cap is it yeah, I wonder why Nashville and Austin. How would you know that?
[00:01:25.000 –> 00:01:27.000] What do you, a Bachelorette?
[00:01:27.000 –> 00:01:28.000] Parting…
[00:01:28.000 –> 00:01:29.000] Parting…
[00:01:29.000 –> 00:01:30.000] You’re a scientist.
[00:01:30.000 –> 00:01:32.000] I’ve been watching the movies.
[00:01:32.000 –> 00:01:35.000] No, no, no.
[00:01:35.000 –> 00:01:37.000] Everyone tells you that when you go there.
[00:01:37.000 –> 00:01:39.000] No, it’s like one of them things.
[00:01:39.000 –> 00:01:41.000] We’re the peanut capital of the world.
[00:01:41.000 –> 00:01:42.000] Yeah.
[00:01:42.000 –> 00:01:43.000] That’s like their thing.
[00:01:43.000 –> 00:01:44.000] Oh, that’s interesting.
[00:01:44.000 –> 00:01:45.680] Bachelorette parties in Jelly roll. That’s Nashville. Ah
[00:01:46.519 –> 00:01:48.519] And now Theo Vaughn
[00:01:48.840 –> 00:01:53.000] Correct, but Theo’s out here a lot, right? Yeah, he’s out here a lot and he’s in LA all the fucking time like what you move
[00:01:53.000 –> 00:01:55.239] Well, you know, he’s kind of like a rambling man
[00:01:55.239 –> 00:02:01.359] I just think he got bummed out by LA and he just didn’t want to do any more cheers gentlemen. Yeah, I probably should have followed cheers
[00:02:02.120 –> 00:02:04.120] Now I’m just depressed out there
[00:02:05.519 –> 00:02:08.479] Well, um, you know, a lot of people are…
[00:02:09.120 –> 00:02:10.879] Ugh! Nashville’s a dope city too.
[00:02:10.879 –> 00:02:11.599] Nashville’s great.
[00:02:11.599 –> 00:02:13.039] Nashville’s got Zaines.
[00:02:13.039 –> 00:02:14.319] Like, I could have moved to Nashville.
[00:02:14.319 –> 00:02:16.000] I’ve got 10th Planet. Yeah.
[00:02:16.000 –> 00:02:17.120] Well, you got 10th Planet everywhere.
[00:02:17.120 –> 00:02:18.639] You got 10th Planet like Dubai.
[00:02:18.639 –> 00:02:19.520] Yeah. Don’t you?
[00:02:19.520 –> 00:02:20.479] Yeah. Yeah.
[00:02:20.479 –> 00:02:21.759] You got one to Dubai?
[00:02:21.759 –> 00:02:22.080] Yep.
[00:02:22.080 –> 00:02:23.120] Yeah, that’s just like…
[00:02:23.120 –> 00:02:24.080] I just guessed.
[00:02:24.080 –> 00:02:26.259] I just guessed. guess 10th planets worldwide
[00:02:26.319 –> 00:02:33.159] But you are you consider natural I would have but the thing is like I already had on it down here
[00:02:33.159 –> 00:02:37.520] I already had friends down here Ron white was already living down here and
[00:02:38.520 –> 00:02:40.919] My family was in they were like I want to live here
[00:02:40.919 –> 00:02:41.599] I’m just like okay
[00:02:41.599 –> 00:02:47.020] I’m like if I can get the fuck out of LA like and this seems like a good one to get out of LA
[00:02:47.020 –> 00:02:52.500] And it’s Texas, which I’ve always loved Texas. Yeah me too. I just love Texas
[00:02:52.500 –> 00:02:58.539] I’ve always loved it. I’ve always loved common here. It’s like when I was like getting ready to go do a gig in Texas
[00:02:58.539 –> 00:03:04.580] I’m like oh we’re gonna have some fun. We’re going to Texas. It’s like this fun. I have a Texas tax who forgot sakes
[00:03:04.580 –> 00:03:05.280] Why did you do that?
[00:03:05.280 –> 00:03:10.719] I don’t know dude. What do you know? What happened? Oh, I thought you’re making fun. No, no
[00:03:12.919 –> 00:03:19.500] It’s the only state when I started stand up. I’ve never not sold out Texas every single shot I do I sell out in Texas
[00:03:19.500 –> 00:03:21.500] I love that’s why you got that type. Yeah. Oh
[00:03:21.960 –> 00:03:25.000] Yeah, Houston’s good man man. Houston’s great.
[00:03:25.000 –> 00:03:26.000] San Antonio’s dope.
[00:03:26.000 –> 00:03:29.919] I would move to, obviously I’d love to be here, but I moved to Fort Worth, Texas.
[00:03:29.919 –> 00:03:31.240] Fort Worth is great.
[00:03:31.240 –> 00:03:32.240] That’s real Texas.
[00:03:32.240 –> 00:03:33.240] Fort Worth is great.
[00:03:33.240 –> 00:03:34.240] Yeah.
[00:03:34.240 –> 00:03:35.240] Get some land.
[00:03:35.240 –> 00:03:36.240] Do you know the arena there last year?
[00:03:36.240 –> 00:03:37.240] Yeah, Fort Worth is right outside Austin.
[00:03:37.240 –> 00:03:39.240] Yeah, I’m sorry, right outside Dallas.
[00:03:39.240 –> 00:03:41.280] Would you ever live in New York City?
[00:03:41.280 –> 00:03:42.280] No.
[00:03:42.280 –> 00:03:43.280] It’s not for me.
[00:03:43.280 –> 00:03:44.280] It’s like San Francisco.
[00:03:44.280 –> 00:03:49.199] It’s like now. You see the latest thing with the immigrant crisis where they have all those people camped
[00:03:49.199 –> 00:03:52.840] out in front of the hotel because they tried to house them all the immigrants that they
[00:03:52.840 –> 00:03:55.479] moved up there because they made it a sanctuary city.
[00:03:55.479 –> 00:03:58.719] And then the governor of Texas sent a bunch of people there.
[00:03:58.719 –> 00:03:59.719] And DeSantis would ship.
[00:03:59.719 –> 00:04:00.719] Yeah.
[00:04:00.719 –> 00:04:01.719] Yeah, they shipped them up there.
[00:04:01.719 –> 00:04:04.439] I haven’t been in New York City since I stayed home because I got a 10 planet in New
[00:04:04.439 –> 00:04:07.439] York City. I’m going to do a seminar there at the beginning of September,
[00:04:07.439 –> 00:04:09.479] but I haven’t been there.
[00:04:09.479 –> 00:04:11.599] I have no desire to go there,
[00:04:11.599 –> 00:04:14.800] but me and Sam Triple E were gonna be there next Sunday,
[00:04:14.800 –> 00:04:16.240] first time in like three or four years ago.
[00:04:16.240 –> 00:04:17.319] You guys do a show?
[00:04:17.319 –> 00:04:20.040] Tin full hat comedy next Sunday, New York City,
[00:04:20.040 –> 00:04:21.560] and a place called the Cutting Room.
[00:04:21.560 –> 00:04:22.839] Oh yeah, I’ve heard of that place.
[00:04:22.839 –> 00:04:24.040] Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:24.040 –> 00:04:26.279] There’s not a lot of clubs to headline there
[00:04:26.279 –> 00:04:28.040] because Core Line’s shut down.
[00:04:28.040 –> 00:04:29.720] Gotham City’s not a head Caroline’s.
[00:04:29.720 –> 00:04:30.720] Core Line’s that movie with it.
[00:04:30.720 –> 00:04:31.560] That’s right.
[00:04:31.560 –> 00:04:32.399] I just watched it with my son.
[00:04:32.399 –> 00:04:34.279] That’s like, it’s a great movie.
[00:04:34.279 –> 00:04:35.160] Hell fuck yeah.
[00:04:35.160 –> 00:04:36.000] That movie’s creepy.
[00:04:36.000 –> 00:04:36.879] Scary for kids.
[00:04:36.879 –> 00:04:38.199] I can’t believe my son loves it.
[00:04:38.199 –> 00:04:39.120] I’m like dude, I’m scared.
[00:04:39.120 –> 00:04:40.480] Crawl through a hole in the wall
[00:04:40.480 –> 00:04:43.279] and you go to your other family that’s like dolls.
[00:04:43.279 –> 00:04:44.120] Yeah, it’s weird.
[00:04:44.120 –> 00:04:46.920] But yeah, so New York Gotham City’s not a headliner club anymore.
[00:04:46.920 –> 00:04:48.360] It’s like spots.
[00:04:48.360 –> 00:04:50.399] You do New York City every now and then?
[00:04:50.399 –> 00:04:54.399] Yeah, I’m at Gramsci Theater in November for the comedy festival.
[00:04:54.399 –> 00:04:57.160] That’s the last place we played in New York City.
[00:04:57.160 –> 00:04:58.120] Gramsci?
[00:04:58.120 –> 00:04:59.199] That’s a great place.
[00:04:59.199 –> 00:05:00.279] But it was booked.
[00:05:00.279 –> 00:05:03.800] So I don’t book my shows.
[00:05:03.800 –> 00:05:11.060] Sam deals with it? Dana, his girl. So she booked it. I’ve never been there. You heard about it cutting room. Yeah, I’ve heard that room
[00:05:11.060 –> 00:05:17.399] Okay, we got a lot of boys up there like Scholte’s up there the Stefanos up there Tim Dillon’s always up there chains up there
[00:05:17.399 –> 00:05:22.199] Yeah, yeah, New York’s a good spot for comedy. It’s just a crazy spot to live. I mean it’s just I couldn’t do
[00:05:22.199 –> 00:05:25.439] I need land I need the governor is now calling for an end
[00:05:25.439 –> 00:05:26.439] to the immigration.
[00:05:26.439 –> 00:05:27.439] Yeah, it’s hilarious.
[00:05:27.439 –> 00:05:28.439] It’s just hilarious.
[00:05:28.439 –> 00:05:31.040] The governor who is, excuse me, not the governor,
[00:05:31.040 –> 00:05:32.839] the mayor, the mayor of New York.
[00:05:32.839 –> 00:05:33.839] Adams, right?
[00:05:33.839 –> 00:05:34.839] Yeah.
[00:05:34.839 –> 00:05:35.839] Who was like, this is a sanctuary city.
[00:05:35.839 –> 00:05:36.839] Now I was like, get out of here.
[00:05:36.839 –> 00:05:38.480] Do that to block the mayor.
[00:05:38.480 –> 00:05:39.480] Like that.
[00:05:39.480 –> 00:05:40.480] Do that clip.
[00:05:40.480 –> 00:05:42.279] I never get, I never skip.
[00:05:42.279 –> 00:05:44.480] You know, there’s some clips you’re going to watch
[00:05:44.480 –> 00:05:51.019] the whole thing. You’re not going to skip over him with the fries and the cheeseburger. Oh God with it like the vaccines
[00:05:51.939 –> 00:05:55.860] That is some of the most hysterical political shit. I’ve ever seen
[00:05:57.000 –> 00:06:00.699] Just anytime you bite into this burger just think about a vaccine
[00:06:00.699 –> 00:06:04.139] Yeah, I understand is there a fries this fries come with this?
[00:06:04.139 –> 00:06:08.560] Yeah, no, no, he said I missed it first. It was a burger element. Yeah, the burger element.
[00:06:08.560 –> 00:06:12.879] Yeah, what? And he’s eating like an alien. Like, yeah, are you? You know, that’s a good one,
[00:06:12.879 –> 00:06:16.639] but you know what my favorite one of his is? The one way was saying that we’re gonna bring back
[00:06:16.639 –> 00:06:20.399] the arts to New York because we’re gonna reopen up New York. That’s right. And we need to bring
[00:06:20.399 –> 00:06:27.680] back the arts. So he has these people dancing, like, at a rhythm with terrible music, like, it was so bad.
[00:06:27.680 –> 00:06:28.879] Have you seen it?
[00:06:28.879 –> 00:06:29.720] It’s insane.
[00:06:29.720 –> 00:06:30.560] You’ve never seen it?
[00:06:30.560 –> 00:06:31.399] Oh my God.
[00:06:31.399 –> 00:06:32.240] We’re gonna show it to you.
[00:06:32.240 –> 00:06:33.079] You have to see it.
[00:06:33.079 –> 00:06:34.040] Because it’s so ridiculous.
[00:06:34.040 –> 00:06:36.160] Like, oh, this guy’s a buffoon.
[00:06:36.160 –> 00:06:38.160] He’s like, we need to bring back the arts.
[00:06:38.160 –> 00:06:39.000] The arts are important.
[00:06:39.000 –> 00:06:40.600] Everyone’s fucking dying, bro.
[00:06:40.600 –> 00:06:41.439] Yeah.
[00:06:41.439 –> 00:06:43.839] This is the middle of COVID.
[00:06:43.839 –> 00:06:47.199] Businesses are shut down. Everything’s fucked. Wait, watch
[00:06:47.199 –> 00:06:52.160] it. Watch this. We don’t listen to this. We need a recovery that brings back the life
[00:06:52.160 –> 00:06:56.480] and the heart and the energy of this city and that everyone gets to be a part of. And we’re
[00:06:56.480 –> 00:06:59.879] going to do that. We’re going to really bring back the heart and soul in New York City. We
[00:06:59.879 –> 00:07:25.019] need our arts and culture back and we need people and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and Towards have a query for our city. We’re launching with 115 street locations in all five
[00:07:36.199 –> 00:07:39.120] Now imagine that this is the talent you want to showcase this
[00:07:40.839 –> 00:07:45.339] They got they have masks on dude. They look like they’re down thing to gothic bro
[00:07:45.339 –> 00:07:49.279] They don’t even look like they’re real humans. They look like a will Ferrell sketch
[00:07:49.519 –> 00:07:51.519] It’s insane dude
[00:07:51.519 –> 00:07:57.040] Imagine that that is like this is your example of where you want tax dollars to go to
[00:07:57.800 –> 00:08:00.759] Right after you shot everyone’s business down
[00:08:01.879 –> 00:08:05.839] Roke and you’re like we’re gonna put on shows at
[00:08:05.839 –> 00:08:12.120] 115 places it’s going to be culture you gotta I’ll have to say