JRE #353 – Brian Redban

This podcast dives into the wild world of Brian Redban, a stand-up comedian and founder of the Deathsquad podcast network. The conversation explores a diverse range of topics, from the latest tech gadgets and the absurdity of the entertainment industry to the intricacies of human behavior and the fascinating depths of the ocean. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, thought-provoking insights, and a healthy dose of Rogan’s signature unfiltered commentary.

1. The Power of Technology and its Impact on Our Lives

• Joe and Brian discuss the latest tech gadgets, including the Samsung Galaxy S3 and Note, and the evolution of cell phones into miniature computers.
• They touch on the emerging field of virtual reality, specifically the Oculus Rift and its potential applications, including a military omnidirectional treadmill.
• The conversation highlights the convenience of technology, such as using Apple TV to stream movies and the ease of printing postage with stamps.com.
• The podcast delves into the potential downsides of technology, including the radiation emitted by cell phones and the concerns surrounding Google Glasses.

2. The Art of Stand-Up Comedy and the Comedy Scene

• Joe and Brian discuss the unique challenges and rewards of stand-up comedy, including the importance of open mics for developing new talent.
• They share anecdotes about their experiences with various comedy clubs, including the legendary Ice House and the intimidating Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco.
• The conversation touches on the diverse range of comedy styles and the evolution of stand-up from intimate clubs to large theater venues.
• They discuss the importance of finding a good comedy partner, highlighting the challenges of dating within the comedy community.

3. The Allure and Perils of Fame and the Entertainment Industry

• Joe and Brian dissect the dynamics of the entertainment industry, particularly the pressures of fame and the often-toxic environment of Hollywood.
• They offer insights into the allure of fame and the impact it can have on individuals, citing examples of celebrities struggling with substance abuse and mental health challenges.
• The podcast explores the double standards surrounding female celebrities, particularly those who embrace their sexuality, and the judgment they often face compared to their male counterparts.
• The conversation delves into the prevalence of scams and pyramid schemes within the entertainment industry, highlighting the need for caution and discernment when it comes to quick riches.

4. Exploring the Bizarre and the Unconventional

• Joe and Brian delve into the world of psychics and the fascination surrounding their abilities, questioning the legitimacy of their claims.
• They discuss the cultural phenomenon of donut drive-thrus, particularly the popularity of Krispy Kreme and the allure of freshly baked donuts.
• The conversation touches on the fascination with police scanners and the insights they offer into the everyday lives of law enforcement.
• They explore the underground world of companion clubs and the blurred lines between companionship and prostitution, highlighting the complex social and ethical issues surrounding this industry.

5. The Intricacies of Human Behavior and the Quest for Self-Improvement

• Joe and Brian delve into the complexities of human relationships, particularly the challenges of finding a compatible partner and the difficulties of navigating the dating scene.
• They discuss the importance of self-improvement, highlighting the benefits of regular exercise, healthy eating, and minimizing alcohol consumption.
• The podcast explores the fascinating world of the human digestive system, including the role of gut flora and the impact of different foods on digestion.
• They share their perspectives on the importance of mental health and the need for understanding and support when dealing with conditions like bipolar disorder.

6. The Wonders and Perils of the Natural World

• Joe and Brian delve into the fascinating world of the ocean, particularly the colossal squid, highlighting its immense size, unique features, and the mystery surrounding its deep-sea habitat.
• They discuss the ongoing discovery of new species in the ocean and on land, highlighting the vastness of the natural world and the potential for new discoveries.
• The podcast explores the potential dangers of the ocean, particularly the fear of sharks and other predatory creatures.
• They touch on the concept of genetic modification and the potential for engineering human appearance in the future, exploring the ethical implications of such advancements.

7. The Power of Storytelling and the Importance of Sharing Experiences

• Joe and Brian share personal anecdotes about their experiences in various situations, including their encounters with law enforcement, their travels, and their relationships.
• They discuss the power of storytelling and the importance of sharing experiences, both for entertainment and for fostering understanding and connection.
• The podcast delves into the nature of memory and the limitations of recalling past events, highlighting the subjective and often-fragmented nature of our experiences.
• They reflect on the impact of their podcast and the positive influence it has had on listeners, emphasizing the importance of creating a platform for sharing and connecting.

8. The Role of Humor and Laughter in Navigating Life’s Challenges

• Joe and Brian use humor to navigate a wide range of topics, from the absurdity of everyday life to the dark realities of human nature.
• They embrace the power of laughter as a tool for coping with difficult situations, finding joy in the unexpected, and connecting with others.
• The podcast highlights the therapeutic effects of humor and its ability to provide a sense of perspective and release from stress.
• They demonstrate the importance of finding humor in even the most challenging situations, emphasizing the resilience and adaptability of the human spirit.

5 Memorable Quotes

• “We are stoners, dude. What do you mean? Remember a ripping story? Oh, Like, oh, there’s no way around it. No. I know. But, like, this is a perfect example. I I was like, I I’ve I’ve seen this. Wait. I’ve seen oh, wait. We did this. Like like a long time ago. We do so much. It’s every day because it’s only fucking podcast. We’ve done 351 podcast now. Yeah. Right? That’s a lot of goddamn podcast. Times to 3, 3, 4, same stories over and over again. brain is not sharp enough to not do that. Yep. Like a trainer, we can’t remember. I think we’re way better at it now. We’re way better at it now than we used to it. I used to tell the same goddamn story every 3 weeks.” – Joe Rogan reflects on the sheer volume of their podcasting output, acknowledging their occasional lapses in memory and the repetition that can occur.
• “I wonder how much different people’s loads look from different countries. Do you think there’s, like, countries that have, like, different, like, you know, parts world, like, you think you like, there’s a person out there who can analyze cum. Again, like, that’s when you know your whore. When, like, someone can you could taste cum like fine vintage. You know, like, some some gals, you know, like, can can taste wine. You know? Like, some people are, like, really good. like, my friend Matt my friend Matt is like a wine, what are they? Some Malier, what do they call them? What what super connoisseur. Yeah. he has, like, a room in his house. You can give him a glass of wine. He can tell you what kind of wine it is. I wonder if there’s a gal out there that could tell you where the loads come by you for sure. She’s like, oh, these are Mexican. Yeah. know these are Mexican ones. Definitely. This is definitely South Africa. She can open narrow it down. Portugal, north somewhere in Northern Europe, with a little bit of choco so rocky in there. It gives it that nutty texture.” – Joe Rogan dives into a hilariously off-the-wall discussion about the potential for a cum connoisseur, imagining a woman who can identify the origin of a man’s ejaculate based on its unique characteristics.
• “That’s why cops like donut because they have to reward themselves for swimming around the world of shit. I got a new addiction, man. You gotta check this out. There’s a lot of different kinds of apps that you can get on your phone. But one of the best ones, especially since, like, this Boston shit was looking at police scanners. And I don’t know if you, like, dig into that or not. But last night, I was driving home, and there were so many cops in Burbank. Like, there was there’s usually, like, 2 cops in Burbank. But there was, like, cops, like, driving all over the place. I was, like, something’s going on. Right? Right. And so I turned on the police scanner in my car while I’m driving, and it’s so funny. They they were talk talking about me, and I was like, we had a black Volkswagen Beetle license plate. And then I’m like, what the fuck are they saying? And I guess they were looking for a car and the cop just, like, kinda pulled up. It started driving next to me. Wow. I was listening to the police scanner over my speakers. I’m like, oh, no. I’m like, oh, no. but they didn’t do end up doing anything like that. I don’t even know what they were talking about. So I get home, and it was so interesting listening to that for 2 hours because they were talking about streets in my neighborhood. Like, this woman’s like, we have a break in. She’s hiding in the bathroom. There’s somebody inside the house, and they’re like, this is their 7th time doing it this week. she’s an elderly woman. There’s probably not gonna be anyone there. You know? It’s, like, they were just, like, talking about it. But it’s so interesting to listen to that. And especially, it’s a lit interesting to listen to it while you’re driving, you know, late at night — Yeah. — because they will talk about you on the police side. It’s so crazy. And Freddie Locker actually uses it. He says, this is this is pretty funny. when he isn’t, like, in a bad neighborhood or something like that. Right. So turn on the police skater, but, like, turn on really loud, like, speakerphone style, put it in his pocket. So it kinda sounds like he has, like, a police presence on him. You know? Like, so if people were, like, like, who the fuck this guy? So yeah. Please scanner. It’s a free — Yeah. — puts it in his pocket. So people think he’s got a radio on him. Exactly. Oh my.” – Joe Rogan shares his experience with a police scanner app, finding it both amusing and insightful, and discovering a unique security trick used by his friend.
• “I was looking reading through my Twitter, and it says anal loving ladies. Lead need last minute placement for a scene tomorrow. Get at me here. RT, please. This is from Seymour Butts. And I’m, like, looking down at, like, one of them my tweets is, like, a deep rock Chopra tweet, and the other ones, like, a couple MMA fighters. and then sandwich in between that. And it’s all in caps with, like, little stars next to anal, star star star anal, loving, ladies. Starstarstarstarstar, all caps. Need last minute replacement for a scene tomorrow. That’s How many times does that happen? Work girl just calls you up the day before and goes, you know what? You can’t fuck me and ask on camera and put it on the Internet. This guy’s like, goddamn it. I had one. I need a anal loving lady. But you think I guess he I bet bet he puts out that thing, like, immediately. It’s people, like, contacting him. Oh, yeah. Absolutely, MG. I love Eno. AMG. It’s pretty cheap too if you need to make a if you really wanna get laid, you could really just make yourself a porn company. Well, guys have done that. Yeah. Yeah. Guys have done that. Guys have done I I met a guy who did that. He had, like, a website where he would I forget what his website was called. He would, like, have sex with girls, it would pay them, have sex with them, and it was like membership only. But this is like a long ass time ago. Like, I don’t know if you could get away with that today. People don’t wanna buy anything. No. No. I’m gonna say, you don’t even sell it. You just, like, at least No. As I’m saying, you could do it. So it would basically just be getting you laid. That’s what I’m saying. Oh, yeah. because because I know the rates for different girls, for working. You know, if they said that they would do it, you know, Pretty cheap. It just don’t release the video. Isn’t it funny that it’s like a workaround for prostitution? Yeah. mean, essentially, to work around. Right. Not that I’m against it. I’m against I’m not against anything if you wanna do it. If it doesn’t hurt anybody else that you wanna do it, I’m not against anything. I don’t really care. I think that this world is so weird, and there’s so many things that people like that I don’t understand. So many things that I like that people don’t understand. Who am I to tell a chick not to be a hooker? Right. You know? And who who might to tell a a guy not to pay for sex? How many guys They’ve just been just fucked over their whole life, and it’s just, like, almost too late for them to have a relationship. What do you think tell me that guy shouldn’t be able to get a massage and get jerked off. For 50 bucks or a hundred bucks? $40. Yeah. $40. Well, the top of the house. That’s what you hear. That’s what you hear. It’s allegedly allegedly. I wanna be very clear about that. I heard. But, like, if you think about it, you know, why why shouldn’t there be an option for that guy where he can just pay for someone to rub him. because I look. I go get massages, and massages are especially if you you get it from someone who’s really good at it. It’s like very pleasurable. You know? And sometimes it’s like a guy who’s doing it. It’s like — Yeah. — horrific. No. I never I never had a guy. I would not feel that. Great pleasure from a man.” – Joe Rogan tackles a provocative topic with his signature humor, reflecting on the complex issues surrounding prostitution, exploring its mechanics, and questioning societal double standards.
• “This show that we did this weekend at the state theater sort of highlighted that. And Man, I’ll tell you, I don’t even know I I I don’t even believe it’s real sometimes. It’s very strange. When Joe and Diaz went on stage at the state theater, I swear to God, I didn’t even believe it was real. I wish I’m kicking myself that I didn’t film it because he went on stage and that place fucking erupted. It it was like it was like Elvis came into the building or something. It was nuts man, Joey Diaz in New Jersey. And, you know, everybody knows he’s from North Bergen. They they went insane. It was like, they were so happy to see him. It was For real, it was one of the the most incredible sets I’ve ever seen anybody have. It was it was beautiful to watch. just watching him go out there. What the fuck is going on? Look. We just appreciate the fuck out of it. We we never saw this coming. And Everybody keeps saying the same thing. Hey, don’t don’t stop doing this. Don’t stop doing this. We’re not gonna stop. Don’t worry. We’re not stopping. And all the people that you say, you know, that that tell us change their life and that finally you have a positive influence and we appreciate the fuck out of that. We never saw a comment but we appreciate the fuck out of it and we take great responsibility for the whole thing. I’m the male Oprah. Okay? That’s how we’re doing it. But not don’t mean catch wise. I mean, trying to positive, but not always positive. Sometimes I’m I get a little punty.” – Joe Rogan expresses his awe at the growing popularity of their podcast, acknowledging the positive impact it has had on listeners, and embracing the unexpected journey they have taken together.