JRE #235 – Josh Barnett (Part 2)

This podcast features Joe Rogan in conversation with Josh Barnett, a renowned mixed martial artist and professional wrestler. They delve into a variety of topics, ranging from humorous anecdotes to insightful perspectives on life, combat sports, and even the potential apocalypse.

Major Topics

1. Coconut Water and C2O: Rogan enthusiastically extols the virtues of C2O coconut water, a brand he discovered through a friend. He highlights its sweetness and deliciousness, contrasting it with the watered-down, unpleasant taste of other coconut waters. Rogan emphasizes its health benefits and how it enhances his workouts. He also mentions a version with pulp, adding a textural element he enjoys.
2. Onnit Supplements and Nutropics: Rogan touts Onnit’s products, including Alpha Brain, a cognitive-enhancing supplement. He acknowledges his lack of scientific understanding but emphasizes the research backing its effectiveness. He encourages listeners to research supplements before taking them and highlights Onnit’s money-back guarantee. Rogan expresses his strong belief in the benefits of both vitamins and good nutrition.
3. The “Fleshllight”: Rogan awkwardly promotes “Fleshllight,” a sex toy brand, which he considers a good product despite his initial cringe at the topic. He jokingly references the brand’s foray into female-oriented products and mentions “Leelo,” a high-end vibrator sold by Fleshllight.
4. Josh Barnett’s Car: Rogan discusses Josh Barnett’s love for classic cars, particularly his 1969 Oldsmobile. He recounts Barnett’s decision to drive this car from Orange County to Los Angeles, highlighting the challenges and the potential for delays on the heavily trafficked 405 Freeway.
5. Old Cars vs. Modern Cars: Rogan shares his perspective on the differences between driving old and new cars. He acknowledges the aesthetic appeal of classic cars but criticizes their handling and safety compared to modern vehicles. He cites Bill Burr’s 1950 pickup truck as an example of a cool but less functional vintage vehicle.
6. Combat Sports and Upcoming Events: Rogan mentions the upcoming rematch between Chelsea Sutton and Anderson Silva, expressing his anticipation for this fight. He discusses the potential for a live podcast from Rehab in Las Vegas, where he’s currently in talks to start a weekly podcast.
7. The “Jersey Shore” and Pauly D: Rogan discusses the “Jersey Shore” reality show, focusing on Pauly D, the DJ known for his distinctive hair. He praises Pauly D’s personality and success, acknowledging his wealth despite the show’s often-ridiculous content. Rogan compares Pauly D’s trajectory to his own past experiences as a young adult.
8. Doug Benson’s Podcast and Las Vegas: Rogan promotes Doug Benson’s upcoming podcast, predicting chaos and a potential for weed consumption at the Palace Station casino in Las Vegas. He highlights the history of strict drug laws in Las Vegas, contrasting it with the current, more relaxed environment. Rogan cautions against smoking marijuana in casinos, especially those owned by the Fertitta brothers (UFC owners).
9. “Lava Lamps” and Government Surveillance: Rogan speculates on the government using “lava lamps” as surveillance devices, envisioning a future where these objects are equipped with GPS trackers and LCD screens that could display warped TV images or other distracting content.
10. Rehab in Las Vegas: Rogan talks about Rehab, a pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. He describes it as a crazy, fun experience but warns of the potential for sunburn, excessive drinking, and drowning.
11. The Decline of Western Civilization: Rogan discusses the perception of Western civilization’s decline as seen through the lens of Islamic fundamentalism. He contrasts the strictness of cultures in the Middle East with the more relaxed, libertine lifestyle of the West. He acknowledges the hypocrisy of the argument, considering the actions of the 9/11 terrorists.
12. Las Vegas and the Apocalypse: Rogan ponders the safety of Las Vegas during a potential apocalypse. He argues that its relative lack of population density and its location in a desert would make it less appealing to terrorists and easier to escape. However, he acknowledges the potential for resource scarcity in the desert during an extended crisis.
13. The “Salt and Sea” Documentary: Rogan mentions a documentary called “Plagues and Pleasures of the Salt and Sea” by John Waters, which explores the decline of a once-thriving resort town due to pollution and massive fish die-offs. He notes the dramatic transformation in the area, emphasizing the speed at which the environment can change.
14. Google and Bing: Rogan discusses a recent encounter with a “Bing” search engine, triggered despite his intention to use Google. He views this as a bizarre and potentially creepy incident, hinting at Microsoft’s deliberate manipulation of search results.
15. Sushi and Parasites: Rogan shares his concerns about sushi, specifically mentioning a recent illness he attributed to contaminated seafood. He advises listeners to be careful about consuming freshwater fish and to prioritize saltwater varieties like tuna.
16. Seth MacFarlane and “Ted”: Rogan praises “Ted,” a film directed by Seth MacFarlane, highlighting its humor and its success. He shares a brief encounter he had with MacFarlane and praises his genuine personality. Rogan also discusses the competitive dynamic between MacFarlane and the creators of “South Park.”
17. A Strange Encounter with Pot: The podcast ends abruptly when Rogan experiences an unexplained electrical shock, triggered by a powerful strain of marijuana. He jokingly blames the pot for the incident and suggests that they will return in 10-15 minutes after they figure out what happened.

Themes

• Embrace of the Bizarre: Rogan’s podcast frequently delves into unusual, offbeat topics, showcasing his fascination with the unconventional and his willingness to discuss even the most embarrassing or taboo subjects.
• The Power of Endorsements: Rogan’s promotion of Onnit products and “Fleshllight” highlights his influence as a podcaster. He utilizes his platform to advocate for brands he believes in, engaging his audience in discussions about the products’ benefits.
• Humor as a Coping Mechanism: Rogan’s comedic approach serves as a way to lighten the mood and address potentially sensitive topics. His humor often involves self-deprecation and a willingness to poke fun at himself, creating a relatable and entertaining atmosphere for his listeners.
• The Pursuit of Knowledge: The podcast demonstrates Rogan’s curiosity and his desire to explore a wide range of topics, from nutrition and supplements to conspiracy theories and apocalyptic scenarios. He encourages his listeners to question, research, and expand their understanding of the world.

Memorable Quotes

• “And fuck naked coconut water. Weak.”
• “I think I just got shocked. I think you did too. I saw you move a funny.”
• “I could not tell you how your brain functions. I could not tell you how your body feels. I know for a fact that there are some supplements that I enjoy that other people don’t enjoy.”
• “We’re roaming, dude. It doesn’t matter.”
• “This day seems to be cursed.”